Adele Grayce

Myspace Contact Tables " Dick in a BOX I know that starting over is not what life's about, but my thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth."
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
English/psychology/philosophy major currently not on any benders. I like reading, writing and planning and carrying out guerilla attacks on pissy senior citizens. I like kitties; I'm going to be the cat lady when I grow up. I also refuse to be gainfully employed, and enjoy having desperate crushes on complete strangers. My goal is to end up in a permanent rehab facility by the time I'm 30- either that, or to have joined the ranks of others with artistic temperaments who've drowned in pools of their own vomit. "I swear that I'm dying, slowly but it's happening."
laura-so-fly-put-a-fist-in-yo-eye is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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From Go-Quiz.comI like sad boys, amoral boys, and sad amoral boys with a tendency towards alcoholism.
SaintBunni on AIM if you're feeling saucy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura. That's french for 'awesomer than your mom.'
Birthday: December 1st.
Birthplace: I went 'zoom!' from a womb into a room.
Current Location: Laying on my living room floor cause we haven't any furniture.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black. I just got it butchered.
Height: 5'5 and a half. Bitch.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Underhanded.
Your Heritage: Lebanese, Italian, Irish, English (duh)- I'm a euromutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big clunky boots to make me look tall.
Your Weakness: Boys who smell good. Chocolate. Dr Pepper.
Your Fears: Always being afraid of change even when I want it.
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, baybee- supreme. God yes.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Wanting something enough to actually try to do it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOM, BITCH!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I get the boy to put out? or does he want to sleep more?
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno about 'best,' but most common seems to be my middle finger as I drive past people who cut me off.
Your Bedtime: anywhere from right after work till somewhere late, late at night.
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's my most missed, I must not remember it. No, I think it would be Outland and then porn shops on Friday nights out with Larry, Troy, David and Amelia.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pee-par!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chinese buffet, motherfucker.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates are better, because you can just bone them and never call them back.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hmm. Whomever has the better raspberry tea, I think.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate! It's no fucking contest!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hmm. Which one tastes chocolatier?
Do you Smoke: Nope. Tastes like ass. Also, my vices are cheaper.
Do you Swear: to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you, Me? Fuck yes.
Do you Sing: Everyone at work wishes the answer to this question was NO.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes TWICE daily. I like smelling good. I have this stuff that makes me smell like a cookie.
Have you Been in Love: Still am, most days. ;)
Do you want to go to College: I'd love to go back to school. I miss it. But fuck OSU.
Do you want to get Married: One of these days.
Do you belive in yourself: Vote for me for Saviorâ„¢ and you'll go to Heaven, your lame duck Lord like Kevin Spacey in Se7en, with creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-sticks, you just can't teach an old God new tricks. But would I be a good Messiah with my low self esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? I'll just sport some holier-than-thou facade, yeah that's what I would do if I were God.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sick of you giving me so much shit!
Do you think you are Attractive: I think that I am awesome. They both start with the letter "A" so I guess that means maybe?
Are you a Health Freak: Your mom is.
Do you get along with your Parents: Famously. Even though I moved out forever ago and they still borrow money.
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them. Nick calls me emo cause I like to leave the windows open while it's raining when I'm sleeping.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It's the beverage of champions.
In the past month have you Smoked: Ucky. No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Everyone asks me that all the time.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Old married people don't date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES. I
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not much for Oreos. Now, ask me about Girl Scout cookies when those summamabitches arrive.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Chinese buffet sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Alas, no. But I use the register area at work for about the same purpose, so kinda?
In the past month have you been Dumped: That's a loaded question.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I filled the bahtub and put my rubber ducky in it.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your moms' heart.
Ever been Drunk: It didn't used to be a night until I was puking all over myself.
Ever been called a Tease: P-sha!
Ever been Beaten up: No. But later I will provoke Nick and see if I can get him to toss me around the house a little bit.
Ever Shoplifted: From your mom.
How do you want to Die: I want to be assassinated because I'm just too awesome to live.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: OOOOOH. Spain? France? Everywhere???
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green. ;)
Favourite Hair Color: Dark hair.
Short or Long Hair: Bald or mohawked. Straight boys shouldn't have to spend time on their hair.
Height: Taller than me! Like, a lot. 6 feet or more is good.
Weight: I likes 'em tall and skinny.
Best Clothing Style: Baggy. But I like to see boys arms. Rrowwr. And boys have to have nice backs.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I thought this part was about other people? So, is the question "how many drugs that belonged to other people have you taken?" Whatever. Give me anything in pill form.
Number of CDs I own: A lot. I like to steal music and listen to it. Illegal downloading owns. Fuck the RIAA.
Number of Piercings: Not too many.
Number of Tattoos: SLEEVES ARE HOT. I lose my mind when it comes to boys with sleeves.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not doing more things that i thought I would regret doing because now my only regret is that I didn't do them.
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