Being very perky . . . |
Is very difficult sometimes, but apparently I manage. An attorney just called the office and told me that if his receptionist was as perky as me this early in the morning he would fire her. I think it...
Posted by Maureen on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST |
Awful, but effective |
In the middle of a boy-induced bad day, the woman at my temp agency had this to say to me.
"Well, I'd let you kick Mike in the shins, but your shoes look like they would hurt him. Tell you what, the n...
Posted by Maureen on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST |
10 reasons why I'm never calling out of work again . . . |
1. My coworkers always rearrange my damn office supplies while I'm gone.
2. Whoever deals with the mail always leaves all the junk mail in a little pile on my desk.
3. None of the conference room...
Posted by Maureen on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST |
So why can't I turn off the radio? |
OK, so I know some of you were around for the crazy Maureen acid-reflux nightmare of 2004, or 2005, or whatever. Well, Sharon was. Anyway, that shit is back. Which means that I'm in excruciating, I ca...
Posted by Maureen on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST |
Help! |
So, I'm starting my first essay for admission to St. John's and I need some feedback. My mother is great, but she has a Master's in Creative Writing and sometimes makes me crazy. If you feel like you ...
Posted by Maureen on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Crazy teenagers and dying cats . . . |
. . . Is actually my mother's headline, not mine.
Zoe told me yesterday that I should have my own sitcom that would start with me stapling my shirt closed at the beginning of the day. In the spirit o...
Posted by Maureen on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST |
Important things to remember . . . |
1. That crappy Michelle Branch song is NOT ABOUT YOU.
2. If you had finished your degree, you wouldn't be stuck in a reception area listening to that crappy song in the first place.
3. It always takes...
Posted by Maureen on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST |
In which my life is a living techno-retard Hell |
I hurt myself all the time, (by accident, moron.) People know this. I walk into things, I trip over nothing. Today I've given myself a cardboard paper cut, almost lit my hand on fire, and tripped over...
Posted by Maureen on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST |
In which I have very wet feet . . . |
It is pouring.
Lte me clarify, it is FUCKING pouring, and I came to work with no umbrella and I have to walk all the way down the service road to get to Kimberly Ave to get on the bus to get ho...
Posted by Maureen on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:00:00 PST |
Note to self . . . |
Watching five episodes of Six Feet Under in a row may not be the best idea right now . . .
Posted by Maureen on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST |
