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"As queer as a clockwork Orange"
Hello my name is Kali Minogue but that isn’t my real name. My real name is Pariah Carey...That's me doing my troll dance in my cave.
Kylie is the sweet Goddess of pop from Australia.
Kali is the demonic Goddess of destruction from India.
I tend more towards the latter.
I am an anarcho-capitalist which means I want to see the demise of western capitalism but I want lots of money.
I would rather watch an amateur fire twirling performance than Cirque du Soleil.
The best gigs I have ever been to were the originally performances in London by a pretty obscure band called 'Huge Baby'
The thing I probably like doing most of all is walking in the English woods.
One of my favourite quotes is:
"When a pickpocket meets a Saint he only sees his pockets"
I am fairly reclusive and leave the house occasionally to go to the dentist.
'Trust in Allah but tie your camel'
'Sometime later when they were having a walk in the mountains; the wild Laurel was in full bloom and the air was redolent with its scent. Asked the Zen master, “Do you smell it?†When the Confucian answered affirmatively Kwaido said, “There I have nothing to hide from you.â€'
One night some of Nasruddin's friends came upon him crawling around on his hands and knees searching for something beneath a lamppost. When they asked him what he was looking for, he told them that he had lost the key to his house.They all got down to help him look but without success. Finally, one of them asked Nasruddin where exactly he had lost the key. Nasruddin replied, "In the house"
"Then why" his friends asked,"are you looking under the lamppost?"
Nasruddin replied, "Because there's more light here."
A man was being chased by a tiger. In his desperation he jumped over the side of a cliff and grabbed a vine. As the tiger was pawing away above him he looked down and saw another tiger at the base of the cliff waiting for him to fall. To top it off two mice were gnawing away at the vine. At that moment he spotted a luscious strawberry and holding the vine with one hand he picked the strawberry and ate it. How sweet it tasted!
Is That So?
The Zen master Hakuin was praised by his neighbours as one living a pure life.
A beautiful Japanese girl whose parents owned a food store lived near him. Suddenly, without any warning, her parents discovered she had a child.
This made her parents angry. She would not confess who the man was, but after much harassment at last named Hakuin.
In great anger the parent went to the master. "Is that so?" was all he would say.
After the child was born it was brought to Hakuin. By this time he had lost his reputation, which did not trouble him, but he took very good care of the child. He obtained milk from his neighbours and everything else he needed.
A year later the girl-mother could stand it no longer. She told her parents the truth - the real father of the child was a young man who worked in the fish market.
The mother and father of the girl at once went to Hakuin to ask forgiveness, to apologize at length, and to get the child back.
Hakuin was willing. In yielding the child, all he said was: "Is that so?"
