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Dave

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I know some stuff about me. Just ask. Dogs. Walking. Food. Walking dogs. Feeding dogs. Eating while walking.

My Interests

Smart stuff, martial arts (hapkido), non-martial arts, non-marital arts, book licking, subway surfing. I love coffee. I like staying clean and sober, been so since I was 25. I like old pictures of NYC.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who actually likes me for you.People who read my profile without saying hello to me just for the fuck of it, the good luck of it, the pass the buck of it. Dumptruck.

Music:

To the tune of... Death hop, rap and roll. disco-scraps. I'll tell you what I don't like: that Central American guy who pulls his long hair really tight into a ponytail and plays guitar and the pipes with massive echo and delay at Lorimer or Union Square when I am trying to read.I do not own an iPod.

Movies:

I like to go to the talking picture show.

I like to watch them, and edit them. I'm to be working on a feature (my first) this Summer. It's called Urchin. Hopefully it will be crazy, sexy, cool. I'll settle for disturbing, fun, educational. Or enlightening, uplifting, time consuming. I like to watch schlock and I like art films. I'm easy. I go through phases. I love Japanese horror flicks. And I like movies about crazy people, disorientation, and amnesia. Usual bag o' tricks.

Television:

It's not TV... It's an advertising delivery system. A marketing injection device. Still, I partake. I cannot lie, I am not above. I have my favorites and they are predictable. I like smart, sassy cartoons for adults. I like uncomfortable improved comedy with bald men and celebrity cameos. I like mafia soap operas. I like political satire. I like slapstick. When I was a kid Three's Company would make me bellow with laughter. I don't think it has the same effect now.

Books:

I like to read them. I have lots of favorite authors of pop literature. I feel that they are predictable. I will list some since I have actually not made any little explicit lists in my bio blurbs above: Auster, Philip K. Dick, Lethem, Selby, Palanniuk, Pynchon, Kozinski, Welsh, Voltaire, Toole (RIP). Kafka, Zamyatin, Borroughs, Orwell, and all those other folk that fit into my demographic and schema. Dick is the only one who gets a first name. Be that as it may, since it is and done is done as done is done.

Heroes:

Meatball Parmesan (toast the fucking bread up)

My Blog

Alive With Pleasure

I woke up to find that I had recently started smoking Newport cigarettes again. I love the cool refreshing feeling of the mentholated smoke on the delicate lining of my throat. I love that my finger...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Proper procrastination pressure pleases people pink and purple

I am a firm believer that a little bit of procrastination oils the creative gears and gets the mechanism of productivity all wet and juicy. This is similar to my work in delay of gratification, in wh...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EMOTICON

What the hell am I still doing awake? I guess I have grounds for two lawsuits now. Soggy feet and wide awake. I'm gonna be a rich Jew and property owner when I win.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A trip down Memory Ln

Did I ever tell you about that one time I sniffed a small quantity of Ketamine? The year was 1989, maybe 1990. And I was lying in my bed in Midwood on East 23rd listening to classical music and I ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oops

I think I have white wires coming from my ears. I tried to follow them to see where the went. It was a long, long walk. I gave up after a few miles and took a cab home. I will learn to live with w...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't have white wires coming from my ears

I don't have an iPod. I don't exude a tinny beat if you near me in the subway. I read and if you sit across from me on the train and you can read lips you can share my book with me. Actually I mouth...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who?

Who keeps waking me up? Why won't they let me be? I need my beauty rest. My body needs to heal. 3-4 hours is not enough. I will attempt another pass.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ways not to make a DVD

Talk about grapefruit season. About how much you like that fruit. Talk about importing them by the dozen or more from Manhattan via the L-train. Talk about the pink ones, the ruby red ones. Cuttin...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can be societally-introverted

I have a bad habit of going days without reading the news. Yet I read a lot of fiction. When I rear my ugly head I get to read about homeless men killing Johnny Carson by starting fires in the signa...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snakes!

There was a straight to Blockbuster movie called "Boa vs. Python" about a gigantic man eating boa getting loose and these dudes who have to release a gigantic boa eating python to stop it. But as ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST