Bad Apple

About Me

I have decided that instead of putting characteristics of flattering and luering qualities about myself, I will tell you what might be wrong with me. So here goes: I drink out of the milk jug (juice jug, water jug, soy milk jug..), often positive about everything, can help with friends problems but have no clue about my own, I'm stubborn when provoked (which by the way takes a lot), very relaxed and should probably do something most of the time, I like to dance (and I will make who ever I am with dance), I like to people watch and make fun (only in fun), I'm short- curvy, and I honestly think I am a heffer -so don't try to argue, I get really ambigous ideas, organized but not, i like to be busy, and somedays I really don't like my family or friends. Well, there are my flaws I can point out- well, there are way more- but if someone can deal with that- read on and I'll tell you who I'd like to meet!!

My Interests

I'm the type of person who can become interested in anything. Once I took firefighting training courses just because I could. I even learned a bit of Turkish (well thats because I had a Turkish forgien exchange student and then I went to Turkey). So, maybe I am interested in everything, just somethings I don't know about yet.

Life Lessons with Jon Lajoie
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/035ad36fbe

See more Jon Lajoie videos at Funny or Die

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet your mother... I have been dreaming about her for years. When I first set eyes on her juicy mellons.. I knew she could hoe.But really. Dane fukcing Cook, Seann William Scott, Bill and Hilary Clinton, Lindsey Lohan, David Spaid!, Johnny Depp, Gavin Degraw(again), members of maroon 5(again), Norah Jones, Michael Jackson, and ....yes Britney Spears, Shakira, Owen Wilson, Shia La Beauf.....some others here and there.Im a huge fan of music, so majority of the people I want to meet are in bands. Which at this point I would rather just meet every band I have ever listened to. Ever. Even if I didn't like them- live music rocks.and YOU WHO EVER IS READING MY..SPACE.... DROP ME A LINE!!.....................................................

Music:

IN this order... or mixed up a bit I Like Rock mainly (the chill kind),Heavy rock, Pop, little rap, Country, Salsa, Dance, some techno, Jazz, New sound, Acoustic, Live (anything), Choir (sometimes), classical, Opera, Broadway, Stomp, Big Band

Bring us to your city!

Hey guys! Check this dude out. He is Awesome, totally, awesome! And if not for me, do it for you because Eric Hutchison would be an awesome show to have trail through Lawrence!JUST DEMAND IT--Okiedokey I love you and stay classy!

Royksopp - Triumphant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE9cJaPUUF8

Movies:

Pirates of the Carrebean, V for Vendeta, Happy Gilmore, Million Dollar Baby, Emperors New Groove, Brother Bear, Napolean Dynamite, Zoolander, Dodge Ball, American Pies, Dude wheres my car, Charley Bartlet, Funny Games......And a lot more. Happy Birthday Emily Herrman

Television:

NIP TUCK!!!! Fairly Oddparents, sponge bob, Raven, Phil of the future, Office, Half Way home, Family guy, Drake and Josh, Fresh Prince, Cooking Channel, Travel Channel, Discovery, ahhhh humm anything entertaining, really.

Books:

soo so so many. BUT I did just get done reading Chelsea Handler's "Are you there Vodka? Its me Chelsea"- and it was great- it really spoke to me.

Heroes:

Laura Fly BoylesMary-kate olsenLyndsey LohanHilary DuffParis HiltonClarista FlockhartHeidi Klumand V

My Blog

free stylin mummy

I'm a free stylin MummyI have worms in my tummy.Dug up in the eightiesby an archiologistsome sort of philanthropist.His name was Larry.And quite hairy.Going through a mid life crisisdrinking whiskey o...
Posted by Bad Apple on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:16:00 PST

By Popular demand II

Everybody Listen here Theres a new villan running lose. He's a Rapist Queer. He'll stick it in your butt, He'll stick it in your ear. After he sodimizes you, He'll lobodimize you, With fashion fauz pa...
Posted by Bad Apple on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:32:00 PST

By popular demand

Here's a true story about the life of me. Saturday night started off like this: We had a couple drinks and then we got pissed. We headed to the dance floor, To romance more. Bumpin and grindin,...
Posted by Bad Apple on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:58:00 PST

Take Care, my ass.

Sign offs should be beat offs. Take care, have a nice day, taker easy, see ya later, ya'll come back now!! I want to be reckless- don't tell me to take care! You are putting way too much pressure on m...
Posted by Bad Apple on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:48:00 PST

Here Goes

Here I go: I Hate you. There I said it. And I do not feel the least bit better. I want to strangle you and your friends. But mainly you. You ruined my smile. Everything was great, until you. I have al...
Posted by Bad Apple on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:33:00 PST

The Dub Life

Workin the dub, Workin the dub. Bringin the baccon I hate baccon. Day in day out. Sellin the goods, Pushin the dolla. Workin the Dub, Workin the Dub. Part of the evil, Takin over. America. Pays me rea...
Posted by Bad Apple on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST

I have come to the conclusion that Satan was trying to help man kind in the garden of Eden. By giving man kind the opportunity to know about free will. God was afraid that man would become...
Posted by Bad Apple on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Its a pity

He breaks my heart with every message, tears my motivation with every picture, and fills my soul with every smile. He selfishly takes over my thoughts, keeps me up in the night, and give...
Posted by Bad Apple on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:44:00 PST

5 uni shootings

Where has the love gone? Like someones selling it on their lawn. Taking innocent lives is a hobby? Why aren't we rioting a lobby. When can I feel safe at home? While fear has free rome. Citizens can c...
Posted by Bad Apple on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:24:00 PST

if you knew

You're my obsession My oppression. I'm acting like a child My hearts going wild. Not a day can pass Your my thoughts mass. I don't seem to be whats called creepy. But if i could stalk Behind you is wh...
Posted by Bad Apple on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:02:00 PST