I have no desire... |
...to go to Osaka, Japan today. I looked at my seniority compared to the others on Unitmatic last night, and these are senior mamas 'fo 'sho. I'm going to end up getting juniored down to a super shitt...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST |
Fuck you, Target... |
So I went to my friendly neighborhood Target yesterday... (fuckin' gangsta!! on my GPS, the Target was less than 2 miles away from the new place) so I go over there, because I needed a new bookshelf. ...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST |
I’m morbid!! |
So yesterday, we are coming home from Houston by way of Chicago's O'Hare. We have a little bit of a sit, and we get on our plane to go to San Francisco, and the Captain tells us to check out the cockp...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST |
WTF is that clicking noise? |
So I'm farting around and not packing (what else is new? Me? Procrastinate? NEVER!!) and I turn off the music that I'm playing really loud, and I hear this clicking noise. It's very annoying. It's not...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:25:00 PST |
Happy days are here again!! |
I have found a new apartment! It's actually a house, and the roommates are amazing. They are actually cool and hang out. We all went out last night, and that was fun... except I haven't had a drink in...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST |
I’m tired, tired, tired... |
I seriously hate sitting on standby. I even got denied the Seattle trip. Jerks. I was like, seriously, can I have it? And she’s like, no! What a dumb cunt. I’m seriously angry. So, here I ...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST |
Ass to mouth... |
So here’s the story straight. I know a lot of people asked about it, because I made a big deal out of it earlier today, because it IS a fucking big deal, at least to me. I was kind of busy this ...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST |
Hi, I’m the star of this plane... |
So, I was a little broken hearted when I had to do the P.S. service, Premium Service, if you don’t fly United that goes from Los Angeles to JFK Airport or San Francisco to JFK, or vice versa. Th...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:28:00 PST |
This is where I get most of my looks, from a dead guy... |
Okay. So here it is. Some people say I look like my mother, no one ever says I look like my dad, because, well, he’s technically my stepdad who adopted me. Raised me, I call him my dad, he&rsquo...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:21:00 PST |
Well, why don’t you go fuck yourself? |
Why is life confusing, and I never am on the same page as everyone else?Why is my face burnt? Why do I look like a red raccoon, because I wear giant sunglasses and I burn with SPF 50?Why do people lie...
Posted by K-E-R-I on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:59:00 PST |
