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Miss Kâ„¢

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About Me

My name is Ashli Kristine. My alter egos include; Miss Ashli, Miss K. and unfortunately Ms. Bernadette. Miss Ashli is pretty goddamn cool and likes to take care of business. Miss K is simply fabulous and always likes to be the center of attention. Ms. Bernadette doesn’t take shit from anyone and always sees the glass as half empty…especially when she is heavily drinking. Fortunately for me all the personalities seem to work together and balance each other out. There is never a dull moment in my life. I've learned to appreciate this and take the bad and make something good out of it. I have a handful of friends that truly mean the world to me and I love them to death. These people have been to hell and back with me. I love them and my family very much. I also love puppies and clothing.

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My Interests

Ballet, acting, teaching ballet, singing even though I can't, laughing, Billy Bob Thorton, finding 5 bucks in my pocket, making you look stupid, the word "dope", slimfast, sitting in the corner of the bar making fun of everyone, organic orange juice, making you think I like you, red nail polish, cartoons, Anna Nicole Smith-R.I.P., not eating, eating, trying too hard, not trying at all, weight fluctuations, cracking every bone in my body, not Enterprise, starbucks, not ghetto Dunkin Donuts, putting gum in your hair, secrets, musicians, supporting the arts, people either loving me or hating me...mostly hating me, vitamin water, photgraphy, stargazer lilies, art, making shitty money but living like I do, The F word, The Disney Channel, fashion, nice denim, Nickelodeon, meeting new people, being brunette and dating boys with brown hair, mahladies, dressing up, watching movies, reading, drawing, painting, complaining;), sneakers, pumps, nap blankies from brookstone, ray ban wayfarers, hats, american apparel teeshirts, jeans that give me an ass, new drawers(underwear), new gadgets, getting ready with Miss K, missing my bestest buddies from IU:'(

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, The Strokes, Michael Buble, The White Stripes, Rolling Stones, Cold War Kids, Bright Eyes, Bob Dylan, The Fratellis, Marvin Gaye, Rolling Stones, James Blunt, Radiohead, Beck, Rooney, Say Anything, Diana Ross, Something Corporate, Journey, Coldplay, The Postal Service, Johnny Cash, Scissor Sisters, Maroon 5, The Foo Fighters, Dashboard Confessional, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Tom Petty, Fiona Apple, The Ranconteurs, The Killers, The Spill Canvas, A Faulty Chromosome, Sugarcult, Modest Mouse, Elton John, Phil Collins, Aerosmith, Gwen, Incubus, John Legend, jazz...just about everything

Movies:

The Illusionist, The Goonies, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Shopgirl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Ever After, Donnie Darko, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, The Sweetest Thing, Virgin Suicides, Saved, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, 40 Year Old Virgin, Party Monster, Bad Santa, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Wet Hot American Summer, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Thirteen, Maria Full of Grace, Blow, 25th Hour, Friday Night Lights, Boondock Saints, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, White Oleander, Sideways, Elizabethtown, all the Vacation movies, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Roman Holiday, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, How to Marry a Millionaire, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Some Like it Hot

Television:

Entourage, Family Guy, Sopranos, Big Love, Roseanne, King of Queens, Absolutely Fabulous, Spongebob, Reno911, Seinfeld

Books:

The Five People you Meet in Heaven, The Mailroom, Adventures of an Ice Princess, A Walk to Remember, Harry Potter series, Be Honest- You're not that into him either, Angels and Demons, For One More Day

Heroes:

my grandparents, Matthew Boisvert, John Tartaglia, Diana, Princess of Wales, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe