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Alana

About Me

Other then the usual "i like music and movies" etc. Here's a taste of Alana 101: 1)Skin heads FUCK OFF. Stop tying to add me, you fat white trash peices of shit. Just cause i'm white(trust me) doesn't mean i'm proud of it. 2) Little kids, STOP coming into Condom Shack and stareing at me. If you recognize me from yourlurking just say "hi"..duh. 3)I like dinosaurs. I have dinosaur slippers, a dinosaur encyclopedia and my toaster even leaves a littledino-imprint on my toast. 4)I am a vegetarian. I have no patience for animal cruelty and abuse. No, I don't believe i'm savinganimals lives. I just know what goes on in slaughter houses and factory farms. I want to distance myself,and my life as far away from it as possible. 5)I like getting totally fucked up. For my friends, this one is a given. For those of u who are about tobecome my friends, you'll get to see for yourselves... you lucky mutts! 6)I love my friends. I believe that you can be judged by the company you keep, and having great friendsand being a great friend is the most important thing in the world. XOXO...Alana

My Interests

Animal rights, getting high, working too much, reading Harry Potter, concerts, eating take-out, watching cartoons, making home grown porn.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who like to be slutty, and guys who aren't afraid to love them...and Pete Doherty.

Music:

AC/DC, Lilly Allen, The Arcade Fire, Avenged Sevenfold, Anti-flag, AFI, Boys Night Out, Blood Hound Gang, Bad Religion, Bjork, James Brown, Babyshambles, David Bowie, Chromeo, Coheed and Cambria, The Cure, Johnny Cash, The Cars, Deftones, Dixie Chicks, Duran Duran, Fallout Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Guns N'Roses, Gym Class Heroes, Green Day, Al Green, HIM, Hot Hot Heat, Lady Soverign, Le Tigre, Elton John, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Motley Crue, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Morrisey, The Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Motion City Soundtrack, MIA, Micheal Jackson,NOFX, Roy Orbison, Probot, Propaghandi, Panic at the Disco, Poison, Portishead, Elvis Presley, Queen, The Rocket Summer, Refused, Radiohead, Rancid, Rolling Stones, Spank Rock, Sublime, Saosin, The Smiths, Travis, The Velvet Underground, The Verve, Depeche Mode, Depeche Mode and maybe a little more Depeche Mode.

Movies:

Recommended watching: A History of Violence-academy award nominated, David Crony directing?, come on people! I Spit on your grave-girl gets raped over and over and over and over and over and maybe over again, then she kills them all. Intacto-make sure you can read for this one..SUBTITLES, Zombie-did i mention that a zombie fights a shark? Murderball-best doc ever, the penguins have nothing on this shit! If anyone actually see's any of these let me know!

Television:

Any doc on A&E, Arrested Development, Beauty and the geek, Futurama, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Home Movies, Scrubs, Sopranos, Six feet Under, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Sex and the City, UFC, Kenny vs. Spenny, The Office, Wonder Showsen, Weeds. Oh fine i like American Idol too ok...suck it!

Books:

Right now i am reading: A Million Little Peices by James Frey, it can't be easy kicking crack and then having Oprah tear you a new asshole in front of millions.

Heroes:

Robak, for putting an end to six years of faking'em.