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Matt

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

About Me

The best thing anyone has ever said to me was that I was "like a cartoon character". Not any particular cartoon character mind you, just "a cartoon character". That was awesome.

Also Known As:
    Sir. Warren Ivory Swank III Swank Reynolds Reynolds 2600 Mattface Killa Max Malvern Trey Nereck Arthur Digby Sellers The Duke of FuckHouse
Also, I'm mostly on Facebook these days (sorry Tom).

My Interests

Music, Movies, Toys, Art, Comics, Comedy, Silliness, Vinyl, Argyle and Salt.

I'd like to meet:

I don't add strangers or bands.
Want to be friends? Message me.


But to answer the question...I'd like to meet the Multiplying girl from the Maynard's Candy Commercial . Thanks.

Music:

Album of the moment:

Bold
means "alot lately"...

Green Day, NOFX, Lifetime, the Get-Up Kids, Reggie and the Full Effect, Lagwagon, Boys Night Out, Morrissey, Outkast, DJ Z-Trip, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, the Ramones, Johnny Cash, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Ghostface, the whole Wu-Tang Clan, Brand New, H2O, The Game, Pinhead Gunpowder, The Swarm, Atmosphere, Bad Astronaut, Doom/MadVillian/DangerDoom, James Brown, Rancid, Dillinger Four, Murs, The Descendents, Dresden Dolls, Hot Water Music, Gnarls Barkley, Dido, Mark Ronson, Del the Funkee Homosapian, Alkaline Trio, Gorillaz, The New Amsterdams/Terrible Twos, deftones, Fluxuation, Common Denominator, The Clash, Against Me!, Lovage, Grade, Gym Class Heroes, Stars, Talib Kweli, Amy Winehouse .moneen. Ryan Adams, Marilyns Vitamins, The Who, Felt, Taking Back Sunday, Lady Sovereign, Turbonegro, Postal Service, AFI, Lily Allen, Dead Letter Dept., Queen, The Muffs, Rocket from the Crypt, FatLip, Common, Nellie McKay, cKy, Sugarcult, New Found Glory, John Legend, Hayden, Dangermouse, Hostage Life, Screeching Weasel, Andrew WK, Rick James, Beastie Boys, The Prodigy, Billy Bragg, Bombs Over Providence, Tom Waits, H.I.M., Jawbreaker, Bloodhound Gang, (+44), xJUD JUDx, NWA, CB4, DVDA.

Comedians:Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Dane Cook, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifinakis, Demitry Martin, Kristen Schaal, Jason Rouse, Aaron Berg, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, George Carlin.

Movies:

My DVDs (click here for list)

Anything Quentin Tarantino (Especially:True Romance, Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill) or Kevin Smith (Especially: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy), Fight Club, Sin City, Swingers, Big Lewbowski, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Unbreakable, Battle Royale, Goodfellas, Casino, High Fidelity, Big Fish, Shogun Assassin, Fear and Loathing, Haute Tension, Natural Born Killers, Princess Bride, Boogie Nights, The Crow, Leon, OldBoy, The Aristocrats, Muppet Movie, Jackass: The Movie, Bill & Teds, Wayne's World(s), Friday the 13th Parts 4,6 & 11, The Wizard, Point Break, Over the Top, Snakes on a Plane, ect.

Last good film saw: GRINDHOUSE, Hot Fuzz, Stranger than Fiction

Television:

Current:The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, 30 Days, Henry Rollins Show, Heroes, Extras, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boondocks.

Dearly Departed: Jackass, Chapelle Show, Arrested Development, The Office (UK), OZ, Six Feet Under, Brak, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Saved by the Bell, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Muppet Show.

Books:

Calvin and Hobbes.

Currently Reading:

Authors: Douglas Coupland, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, The Chucks (Palanauik & Klosterman), Nick Hornby, Henry Rollins, James Frey, Daniel Quinn, Frank Miller, Garth Ennis, Dave Carnie, Chris Nieratko, Gavin McInnes, etc.

Heroes:


duh.

My Blog

My Mustache.

For the last month or so, I haven't shaved my upper lip. I'm not entirely sure what brought about my decision to stop, but the reasons couldn't possibly outmatch the excuses I've given people for my n...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

2006 Best ofs/ etc.

I began to write one for this year (as I've done the past few), but then I got lazy and figured nobody cared. Then I saw Kortnee's Year Ender, and thought "oh, finish it, you lazy shit".So here it is....
Posted by Matt on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

Videos from the LIFETIME show...

I shot these videos at the 7.13.06  LIFETIME show in Buffalo, NY. Hope you Dig. - m. "Young, Loud & Scotty" "Theme Song for a New Brunswick Basement Show""Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey"...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST