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Paper! Snow! A Ghost!

Forget Twizzlers! COLLEEN makes mouths happy!

About Me

I like to hang out, have fun, swim, not be shot at, play guitar/sing, and ponder the purpose of life...or Ann Coulter's. I would love to hang out with Pat Robertson and Bill O'Reilly; judging on what they've said on TV, I bet they'd have some pretty good weed. If you have any questions, just ask.But most importantly, I am in an amazing relationship with Colleen. She sets my life on fire, and is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. She also has two amazing sons, Zach and Austin; they are so much fun to be around. This is, honestly, the happiest time in my life. I thank Colleen for that every day; even though I don't think she'll ever realize just how much she has done for me. ..[if !IE] ..[endif]

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Michael J. Fox, Jason Mraz, Dane Cook, Dana Carvey, Michael T. Weiss, Tom Cruise and Bjork (to see if they are robots), Pat Robertson, Pauly Shore, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Chris Kattan, Al Franken, and Spider-Man.

Music:

incubus, Jason Mraz, (Robin) Thicke, Dan Finnerty and the Dan Band, Prince, Aerosmith (back in the day, not now), Dru Hill, Kanye West, Musiq, Donell Jones, does Stephen Lynch count?

Movies:

Wayne's World 1 and 2, both Spider-Mans, Four Brothers, Back to the Future Trilogy, Vanilla Sky, The Last Samurai, Scarface, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Red Dragon, The Rundown, Shaun of the Dead, The Usual Suspects, High Fidelity, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Collateral, Pauly Shore movies, Death to Smoochy, Face/Off

Television:

24, Nip/Tuck (one of the best dramas ever), Prison Break, Rescue Me, The Shield, It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia, That 70's Show, Third Rock from the Sun, The Pretender, Friends, Two Guys & a Girl, Buffy/Angel, King of the Hill, and sometimes SNL (depending on the show, season, or host).

Books:

The Bone Collector, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Movie Megacheese, America: The Book, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Lucky Man

Heroes:

Firefighters, anyone who has overcome huge odds in their lives, civil rights leaders, and the bird that smashed Fabio's nose.

My Blog

Happy Horrid-days

I know it's been a long time since I've been here, hence the scarce entries.  But I will be back soon with some new ones.  Until then, I thought you would enjoy my thoughts on an issue that ...
Posted by Finally Home on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:24:00 PST

New Salert!!

Tori Spelling recently announced she will be publishing an autobiography. It will tentitively be titled:  "Life as Seen Through a Horse Face" http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1565627...
Posted by Finally Home on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

Another Stupid Sticker

Ok, so I saw another idiotic bumper sticker on the way back to my apartment tonight.  It read: Share The Road & Trail With Bicycles How stupid is THAT?!  Why would I share a trail with a...
Posted by Finally Home on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

My Man Mitch

Mitch Hedberg was an amazing comedian who died quite young back in the spring of '05.  Fortunately, I got to see him perform live months before he passed away due to a heart condition.  This...
Posted by Finally Home on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

Food for Thought

I bet the Bible would have ended differently if Jesus knew karate.
Posted by Finally Home on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

Food for Thought

At first, when I saw the preview for Nicolas Cage's new movie, I thought, "Man, Kevin Federline is in a movie too?!  He's everywhere!"  Then I saw the commercial again later and realize...
Posted by Finally Home on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST

Stupid Signs

Ok, there are waaaay too many stupid signs or phrases out there, so I'm going to have to call them out from now on.  I tried to be nice and just let it go, but it's gotten to be too much! Today, ...
Posted by Finally Home on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

Food for Thought

It's amazing how your interests can change almost instantly.  For example, I used to love to play tennis.  That is, until I accidentally hit a bee hive with a tennis ball.  Then my pass...
Posted by Finally Home on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:31:00 PST

Full House ... of Horrors

   90's family sitcoms were a genre all their own.  They made you laugh, they made you cry, sometimes they made you wish for the sweet release of death.  But most of the time they ...
Posted by Finally Home on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

Food for Thought

Life is like a box of chocolates:  It goes straight to your hips.
Posted by Finally Home on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST