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About Me

I used to be young and clever, but now I am old and easily confused. I am at UIC working on a PhD in something technical, just finishing my second year. I enjoy having my hairy belly scratched.

My Interests

work, sex, reading, brettspielwelt.de, taking long dry walks in the desert, dodging stones thrown by old crones, establishing adversarial relationships with strangers on public transportation, digging out old stumps, and writing empty soulless stories about casual sex.

I'd like to meet:

girls over 15. 16 is legal in Illinois, right? I need to look that up.

Music:

Music isn't that important, ha!

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Usual Suspects, Crumb, A Clockwork Orange, Pimps Up Hoes Down, The Life of Brian, Dirty Harry, and anything with Uma Thurman's tits.

Heroes:

John Glenn, Milton Friedman, Charles Bukowski, Thomas Jefferson, Matt Groening, R. Crumb, anyone that can work some crappy service-sector job day after day without going berserk, the yellow m&m and Robert Erwin, who should have his own memorial in DC.

My Blog

I am displeased

What a fucking pain in the ass. I have to submit a paper to this conference by 2am tonight. So, after having a marathon editing session with my faculty advisor and then working at home I t...
Posted by EvilCactus on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:20:00 PST

TV good

The last few weeks have been madness. Two big papers and an edit on another, all due within the same two days. The deadlines on two were extended but not before I was completely burned out...
Posted by EvilCactus on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

myspace porn spam

So, I keep getting these messages from women who run webcams. I've already got two on my friends list and I don't need any more.
Posted by EvilCactus on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

my piss smells like turkey

Yes, my piss smells like turkey. Quite strange. I expect this when I've been eating a lot of turkey but I haven't had any in at least four days. Let's hope it clears up by itself.&nb...
Posted by EvilCactus on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

Done!

Finally finished with my first journal paper. Woohoo! So now I have a free weekend. The next couple months may be intense, though, as I have two conference papers to work on. M...
Posted by EvilCactus on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

the breakup

So, Jen and I had a breakup fight last Thursday. Short version is, she got fed up with dating a grad student who is also a real bastard. Wanted to be wined & dined, go on vacations, mo...
Posted by EvilCactus on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

cheap but not free

I got friended by this chick who makes money through a sex webcam. I wonder how much that pays because there's so much amateur porn competition and guys mostly take a look and move on. ...
Posted by EvilCactus on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST

another blog entry

Buncha stuff's happened since I last posted anything here. Let's see, where to start? It's one of those good news, bad news situations. We'll start with the good. I scored that...
Posted by EvilCactus on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

dump and counter-dump

So, my girlfriend came over yesterday to tell me, out of the blue, that it wasn't working with us and we had to break up. The main problem was that we weren't spending enough time together. ...
Posted by EvilCactus on Sun, 07 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

perverts and you

Almost two years since I last posted. Since then, MySpace has gotten a lot bigger. Also been featured on Geraldo (yeh, I watch Geraldo - it's between Seinfeld & Cheers), because of the...
Posted by EvilCactus on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST