Imagine. You’re walking down the street and a naked man runs past you. This man is being pursued by police men. He is tackled by the police men and they begin to handcuff him. While all is this happening, the person you are walking with is busy telling you he loves you and wishes to marry you. Cue the torrential rains. Oh, and this also happened in China, so you are the witness to police brutality. At sixteen years old.Now, you may think that this would only happen on the set of some daytime television soap-opera, but this is really just my life. It sounds totally bogus, I know, but that’s just how my life happens. My life is proof of Murphy’s laws: if anything can go wrong it will go wrong, and it will be the worst possible thing that could happen.How did I get such bad luck? Same answer as how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Katey Porter
Birthday: 10-23-1985
Birthplace: Dallas, Tx
Current Location: St. Andrews, Scotland
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: redish/blond
Height: 5 foot!
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi, sugar!
Your Heritage: Irish, English, and Scotch on the rocks!
Your Weakness: oh, Chocolate...
Your Fears: spiders. waking up alone after watching a horror film.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a 15 in Classics!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the little smily faces!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMNIT!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes I think...
Your Most Missed Memory: there are so many! That time Zooey and I kidnapped the cow and painted a flag on it on the 4th of july... or perhaps when we ran out to look at the tornadoes... no, mabye it was when I was in China and there was that Monsoon that trapped everyone down town and you could see cars floating by... or that time Blaire, Anna, Kelly and I chased the donkeys through the mud at Lynnes...
Single or Group Dates: group! you can see how the other acts with other people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea.
Do you Sing: oh yes! Professional singer, what?
Do you want to get Married: perhaps, I don't know.
Do you belive in yourself: yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: haha, no way! Bring on the rollercoasters!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: in a quirky way, because I'm short!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: try the past 25 minutes....
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dr. Porter, lecture in Classical Studies at the University of St. Andrews
What country would you most like to Visit: India or Egypt, depends on my mood.
In a Boy..
Favourite Eye Color: green!
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: mid range to long!
Height: hey, once they get past 5'5, they all look the same to me!
Weight: as long as they aren't fat
Best Clothing Style: Emo kids have a special place in my heart!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets make you live in the past, and life moves forward. Looking to the past while moving forward trips you up and you fall on your face wondering what happened.
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