Joke of the day .. . . . |
A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the
shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second
half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the ...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day .. . . . |
A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doc, I've got a strange problem I
need
your opinion." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked.
"Well,
it's easier if I show you," she said and, st...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . . . |
Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had long,
blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the
blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over,
so she cut and dyed her hair. She also ...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Don't mess with the Sex Fairy. . .. . . |
I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin sm...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . . .. |
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a ve...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. .. .. |
A partially deaf man goes into the doctor's office for
a physical and the doctor says, "I need a stool sample,
a urine sample, and a semen sample." The guy looks
at his wife and yells, "What did h...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . .. .. |
The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and stuck ...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . . . . |
Baby Talk
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after
a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to
bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not
quite ready fo...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . .. .. |
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball.
So they advised their butler to have the evening off.
The couple went to the ball and dinner. After an hour
and a half, the wife told her husban...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke of the day. . .. |
E-MAIL: To My Dear Wife,
> > >>
> > >> "You will surely understand that I have
> > >> certain needs that being with a 54-year old you can
> > >> no longer supply. I am very happy with you ...
Posted by Lovli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
