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pudge hefflefinger

<zfreeze that poison constellation on your screen

About Me

Like post-modern architecture: an expensive, elaborate facade. Except for the expensive part.

My Interests

Duck blinds. Mannekins. Other virtual non-presences.

I'd like to meet:

The real Pudge Hefflefinger, or the next-most-realest.

Music:

The sound of other people humming, occasionally singing and rapping along with headphones, and answering their custom cellphone rings. Other incidental musics of the computer lab.

Heroes:

Dicky, the Dragon of Mystery and the Natural World.

My Blog

One of these Pudge's ain't like the other

Really, this is a facade. I set up a second, identical profile, because I'm practicing being my own best friend. But it's the other Pudge that's has a blog and get's updated. So go over there. I hardl...
Posted by pudge hefflefinger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST