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About Me

For the most part, I depend on online quizzes and tarot readings for a sense of identity.
So this isn't easy for me, either.
I'm just an uppity broad who likes the odd beer, an occasional bowl, and suprise revolutions.
I am also a Drag King. You like it, you just may not know it yet
I blog like madwoman. Only read those if you're willing to face uncomfortable admissions, poor paragraph structure, and an inflated sense of importance.
It's a living.
I have a flickr:http://flickr.com/photos/airfutchone/

In case you were wondering, I'm a 2:

ENNEAGRAM

Sidenote: I don't have any real friends, only the naked girls and music of the interwebs to keep me company.

My Interests

Kitties, ladies, mice, and men.

Astrology.com Astroslam for libra:
Tuesday, November 27:
Working hard has never been a hallmark trait of your personality, but today you bring laziness to a new height, or rather depth. If you could figure out a way to get paid for staring blankly into space, you'd be set.

By the way, at Astrology.com, where I get my daily dose of astrological abuse, they now have gay and lesbian 'scopes, in addition to the always popular cat, dog, baby, and teen 'scopes. It's a half hour worth of time killing. :)

I'd like to meet:

One person? Just one emm effer?
The man who kill my father.
He should then prepare to die.

You Are A Rowan Tree
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Music:

I'm an absolute tramp when music is involved.
Perhaps that's why I've such a weakness for musicians, the shiftless, dirty kind.
Imagine.

Movies:

I watched this French movie once. It was called Man Bites Dog: It Happened In Your Neighborhood, except all in French and stuff. It was about this guy who did all this stuff to people and they made a ..ary.
"Cinema! CIIIINEMA!"

Television:

Kill your TV.

Books:

I love 'em all equal, theys all my little chirruns.

So I stole this from some girl I don't know, but by damn it's a fine book.

Heroes:

Because they do what they want!
Married people, in general. It's an impossible feat, I'm sure.

My Blog

Soooooooooooo, earl had to die.

Ok, short version:Out of work Thursday, five hundred miles to Troy, Alabama, where I started dreaming with my eyes open. The dream about being in the median was especially disturbing. Up with the dawn...
Posted by katrina on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

Trojan Tide

So Senor Kam's just gotten all loaded into the Prius. And I'm effin tireded. Dear Athena, How are you? I am fine. Could you do me a tiny favor and somehow make your manny magic so that there will be n...
Posted by katrina on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

Como esta mi corazon?

Why do I feel like the noose loosened?Just for David and the joy of a warm voice. have had the worst haircuts ever ever.Little butt action on that one. There's more evidence of it spread all across th...
Posted by katrina on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

Its what I do.

I have plenty to say, but not for here. For here, I shall pretend my greasepaint and red nose aren't stifling manic jabbering. Purely to entertain: Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you ...
Posted by katrina on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

Peacers.

Leaving work to nab some Fazoli's then go to my ma's house and perhaps pic up a new fruity toy!I hope fedEx is joshin when they say it's in Reno. Oi!~k...
Posted by katrina on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:05:00 PST

A la izquierda

Perhaps I'll be an asshole for this one, but an idea. Any blog I've ever written, I offer one free translation. Pick one, let me know the date, and I'll tell you what it be, line-for-line, including t...
Posted by katrina on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

Chin up, teeth bared.

Please tell me why no one ever saw fit to mention that v8 tastes like spaghetti-os without the fun shapes. Am I alone in this?Highlight of my week: footed jammies. They glow in the effing dark. Babies...
Posted by katrina on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

Quickly now, before the smell alarms them!

Going to the westerly direction for the weekend to hang with the family types. I think I'll be turning my phone off to soak up all the love.At least, I won't be returning calls until I get back on Sun...
Posted by katrina on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

unitelligible shrieking howls and snarls

Hi. I really don't have anything to say to you. You have nothing to say to me. So why are we here?That's right. Booze. Then we'll have plenty to say. I'm not religious. But trying to be good is g...
Posted by katrina on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:52:00 PST

I eat paint.

*brrrrrrn* *brrrrrrn**brrrrrrn**brrr-* What? Voicemail? Oh hell, naw. Fuck you, pick up. I'm just going to keep calling until you do. *brrrrrrn* Pickuppickuppickuppickup.*brrrrrrn* You suck. *brrrrrrn...
Posted by katrina on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:35:00 PST