My V-day Blog |
5 reasons why having a sandwich is better than having sex. 1) A sandwich won't cry and then yell at me about my fear of commitment. 2) I don't have to worry about running into my sandwich at the video...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:33:00 GMT |
Sorry Mr. Obama |
Dear Mr. Obama, I would like to apologize for any bad karma I may have caused your campian. I did not see the kitten in the parking space when I pulled in. I also didn't see the handicap...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:52:00 GMT |
Am I a republican? or how I know Romney will win on Tuesday. (almost finshed) |
For the first time in a long time I'm putting this blog under "News and Politics". Why you may ask yourself? Because I never get any recognition in the "Life" catagorey. That was not meant to be a jok...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:42:00 GMT |
Myspace "celebrity" |
Wow, if myspace celebrity were a person I would set it on fire and make it suck off Richard Simons. That is how horrible and gay (in the bad way) it is. That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:11:00 GMT |
Well that was Ackward part II |
Wow, sometimes life (comedy) puts us in bizzare situations. Last night I had to explain to mentally challenged person that putting a plastic bag on their head and dancing around with shoe-string nuses...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
A simple poem plus I couldve got laid. |
As the ashes get longer the cigerette gets shorter this plain idea rolled in my head as leaf on the wind In my mind I can see the River flowing ever forward Spilling her blood and bodies into the Gulf...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:14:00 GMT |
So That was Ackward. |
I stopped by Rite Aid last night to pick up four items. I needed toothpaste, soap, dog treats, and one pack of Doral Light Shorts. I got these things in short order. When I got home I went to brush my...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT |
Thats one for the Grandkids |
I have no stories that are fit to tell my Grandkids. I can't tell them about the hours spent drunk trying (and often failing) to get laid. I need some new hobbies. Maybe I could start rock climbing or...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:56:00 GMT |
By the Marks Where the Nails have Been |
So I just found a wounded bird. I felt terrible about not helping it, but what could I do? I'm no vetranar.. (I can't even spell the word). The whole incident ruined my chicken sandwitch. I'm addicted...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
Everything is free now |
Hello Everyone, I am still alive. News and UpdatesThe P&H Open Mic Comedy night is bigger than it's ever been. We turned six mothesold this week. We had 14 people go up last night. We're starting some...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:53:00 GMT |
