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Captain Communist

One must make one's self superior to humanity, in power, in loftiness of soul, and in contempt.- Fri

About Me

I'm an iconoclastic prick with more brains than I know what to do with. Being that I'm genius incarnate, I have little need for emotions or feelings, so they've been long since severed from my person. My ideas will either save or destroy the world. Your fate lies in my hands. Don't tempt me.
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My Interests

Murder, mayhem, subversion of third-world governments, human trafficking, Inger Berit Hagen, zombies, black magic and voodoo (not the same), writing, bad movies. You know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

No one. Absolutely no one. If I can go through the rest of my life without making the acquaintance of another wretched soul, then I will feel that my life was well lived.

Music:

Alice In Chains, White Zombie, GWAR, KMFDM, Motley Crue, George Thorogood, Dethklok, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Dio, Alice Cooper, Korn, Nirvana, Tupac, Lordi, Twisted Sister, Guns n' Roses, old Offspring, Def Leppard, Ministry, Dope, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Mudvayne,Blue Oyster Cult,Ugly Kid Joe, Faith No More, AC/DC, Rage Against the Machine, The Godz, Living Colour, Anthrax, old Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,Pantera, Fight, Nazareth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Frank Zappa, Slayer, Papa Roach, NWA, Rammstein, Gorillaz, Dr.Hook and the Medicine Show, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Sex Pistols, Billy Idol, Jackyl, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Kix, Van Halen, The Clash, The Crypt Kickers,Cheech and Chong (yes, they did make music you philistines), some classical, Lamb of Go... If you're still reading this, just connect the dots and get over it.

Movies:

B-Rated horror. That's basically the extent of my movie viewing. I watch the terrible movies that no one's ever seen and I make fun of them. I like my movies two ways: bad and worse. Although, I have to admit, I do love the occasional kung-fu movie and the blockbuster shoot-em-up. Comedy is another great thing, but as you can tell, I'm more into black comedies than anything else.

Television:

Normally it's just The Simpsons, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and Squidbillies. I watch a lot of the History channel, CNN, Discovery, and Court TV too.

Books:

Anything by George Carlin or Stephen King (except for Hearts in Atlantis... It SUCKED!!!), The Self-Destruction Handbook, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Red Badge of Courage, A Farewell to Arms, How to Become a Villain, The Book of the SubGenius, A Doll's House, Marquis De Sade is a pretty brilliant author(believe it or not), How to Survive a Robot Rebellion, Dante's Inferno, Don Quixote, various medical resource books, Gods and Generals, The Killer Angels, 1984, KGB: The Sword and Shield, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Urban Dictionary, anything by Jhonen Vasquez (Invader Zim!!), Dean Koontz is pretty good too, Swan Song (10x better than The Stand), Bawdy Language, Funland, 999: A Horror Anthology, horror in general...

Heroes:

Myself, George Carlin, Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade, Randy Blythe, Erwin Rommel, Marx and Lenin, Idi Amin (for the ballsy way he just told England that he was King of Scotland and there was Jack Squattery they could do about it), Skeletor, Lex Luthor, and Dracula.***If I have any true hero, it's this man: #21, Sean Taylor. He meant so much to me and many others***Oh, and Jules Winnfield.The guy who created this.

My Blog

Rappers have Peter Pan Complexes

That's why they're obsessed with giving themselves the title of "Li'l" or calling themselves other such retarded things (often times, horribly and hopelessly misspelled). What they're trying to do is ...
Posted by Captain Communist on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:46:00 PST

[No Subject]

I haven’t written anything in a long while so I figured that I’d give it a shot today. Nothing much happens with me anymore (if it ever did, haha). I get up, go to class, read, work, eat, ...
Posted by Captain Communist on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:40:00 PST

Sean Taylor

I don't even know what to say. I don't care what you think about my caring...I just don't. Taylor is an amazing player and an amazing person and he certainly didn't deserve any of this. Possible death...
Posted by Captain Communist on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Glaarrrghhhhschhh.....

That's the sound I hope to make when I expire, die, give up the ghost, shuffle off this mortal coil, push up daisies, become worm food, buy a pine condo, croak, flatline, pay Charon, head off for the ...
Posted by Captain Communist on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

How can I get rid of everyone?

I was just going to make this a bulletin, as they are fleeting and I'd get few responses anyway, but now that I think on it, I really want to hear from as many of you as possible. What can I do to ma...
Posted by Captain Communist on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:55:00 PST

For anyone who loves history, literature, or both. (Warning: Extremely long)

EL CID   CANTAR I THE BANISHMENT OF EL CID He turned and looked upon them, and he wept very soreAs he saw the yawning gateway and the hasps wrenched off the door,And the pegs whereon no mantle,...
Posted by Captain Communist on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:59:00 PST

Final Statements

When watching Full Metal Jacket and seeing R. Lee Ermey's character getting blown away after yelling, "Gimme that gun, numbnuts!!!", I began to think that that was a great and interesting thing to put...
Posted by Captain Communist on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

The Undead

Specifically the word "undead". I believe that it should be changed to "re-living" for accuracy purposes. The word "undead" denotes that they are, in fact, not dead, thus eliminating the possibli...
Posted by Captain Communist on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Emo/wuss rock band names

    So we decided to start making lists again. This is sort of a permutation of the bad metal band list, but whatever. If you're here, you obviously don't care. So, without further adie...
Posted by Captain Communist on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

I love re-animated, moldering, flesh-devouring corpses. Don't you?

An Ode to the UndeadWritten by: Me, stupid! They come! They rise! Emerging from fetid depths,These moldy, lifeless cannibals whose lungs know no breath,Hungry, moaning, chattering masses with one thou...
Posted by Captain Communist on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST