Murder, mayhem, subversion of third-world governments, human trafficking, Inger Berit Hagen, zombies, black magic and voodoo (not the same), writing, bad movies. You know, the usual.
I'd like to meet:
No one. Absolutely no one. If I can go through the rest of my life without making the acquaintance of another wretched soul, then I will feel that my life was well lived.
Music:
Alice In Chains, White Zombie, GWAR, KMFDM, Motley Crue, George Thorogood, Dethklok, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Dio, Alice Cooper, Korn, Nirvana, Tupac, Lordi, Twisted Sister, Guns n' Roses, old Offspring, Def Leppard, Ministry, Dope, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Mudvayne,Blue Oyster Cult,Ugly Kid Joe, Faith No More, AC/DC, Rage Against the Machine, The Godz, Living Colour, Anthrax, old Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,Pantera, Fight, Nazareth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Frank Zappa, Slayer, Papa Roach, NWA, Rammstein, Gorillaz, Dr.Hook and the Medicine Show, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Sex Pistols, Billy Idol, Jackyl, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Kix, Van Halen, The Clash, The Crypt Kickers,Cheech and Chong (yes, they did make music you philistines), some classical, Lamb of Go... If you're still reading this, just connect the dots and get over it.
Movies:
B-Rated horror. That's basically the extent of my movie viewing. I watch the terrible movies that no one's ever seen and I make fun of them. I like my movies two ways: bad and worse. Although, I have to admit, I do love the occasional kung-fu movie and the blockbuster shoot-em-up. Comedy is another great thing, but as you can tell, I'm more into black comedies than anything else.
Television:
Normally it's just The Simpsons, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and Squidbillies. I watch a lot of the History channel, CNN, Discovery, and Court TV too.
Books:
Anything by George Carlin or Stephen King (except for Hearts in Atlantis... It SUCKED!!!), The Self-Destruction Handbook, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Red Badge of Courage, A Farewell to Arms, How to Become a Villain, The Book of the SubGenius, A Doll's House, Marquis De Sade is a pretty brilliant author(believe it or not), How to Survive a Robot Rebellion, Dante's Inferno, Don Quixote, various medical resource books, Gods and Generals, The Killer Angels, 1984, KGB: The Sword and Shield, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Urban Dictionary, anything by Jhonen Vasquez (Invader Zim!!), Dean Koontz is pretty good too, Swan Song (10x better than The Stand), Bawdy Language, Funland, 999: A Horror Anthology, horror in general...
Heroes:
Myself, George Carlin, Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade, Randy Blythe, Erwin Rommel, Marx and Lenin, Idi Amin (for the ballsy way he just told England that he was King of Scotland and there was Jack Squattery they could do about it), Skeletor, Lex Luthor, and Dracula.***If I have any true hero, it's this man: #21, Sean Taylor. He meant so much to me and many others***Oh, and Jules Winnfield.The guy who created this.