Matt

From the show Squidbillies:

GRANNY: Hey Sheriff, where's your skis?

EARLY: Yeah, Chalky love to ski, don't he?

SHERIFF: Early, we're all the same on the inside. Here, look. Up my butt. I've had some pain recently. You see anything?

EARLY: Lotta red... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAMN HOUSE?

RUSTY: That there's a symbol of the evil white chalky man, Daddy.

EARLY: It's a symbol of where I keep my shit, son!

GRANNY: I'll tell you somethin', and I'll say it right now, with my mouth and it needs to be listeneded: whites is too reflective! With the sheeny skin, beatin' sunlight into my eyes--

EARLY: Can't tell 'em apart! Lookin' like a bunch of lightbulbs with shoes on, all bee-boppin' around all over the place.

GRANNY: 'Cept for you, Sheriff. You one a the gooduns.

EARLY: Oh yeah, yeah. You one a the good ones.

SHERIFF: Thank you, ma'am.

GRANNY: Cause you got a gun.

EARLY: Now, Sheriff, unless you come up here to sexitize, humpify, or bangulate my grammaw, then I suggest you turn your pretty little whitey wagon around and get on back to Chalkytown.

Music:

Genres: techno, house, drum n bass, trance, country, motown, classic rock, punk, classical, some hip-hop, metal, Artists: Aphrodite, Alan Jackson, Aphex Twin, Bad Boy Bill, Black Flag, Crass, Screeching Weasel, Sasha, Digweed, Juan Atkins, Oakenfold(0ld Stuff), Kevin Saunderson, Seb Fontaine, Kraftwerk, Descendents, Richard Humpty Vision, Rancid, Transplants, G.G. Allin, Neil Young, All Odds Against(haha), Slayer, DJ Ya'Mo, Danny Tenaglia, Paul Van Dyke, Atmosphere, Kool Keith, KMFDM, more but I can't think of any right now, it's late at night

Movies:

"And now a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" - Fight ClubEvilDead2

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Television:

Squidbillies, ATHF, Conan O'Brien

Books:

1984 - George Orwell, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Cats Cradle, Slaughter House Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Choke, Survivor - Chuck Palaniuk, Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson

When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time.