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Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a walking contradiction, for the most part. If youre familiar with my namesake, bear in mind that I am disturbingly similar, and have found it a comfortable identity to slip into. My main goal in life is to learn and explore and understand, and I am constantly damning my surroundings for maintaining consistency. hackerfoundation.org
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My Interests

ANYONE WHO WAS TOO LAME TO TRY WRITING ME WHILE I WAS IN BOOT CAMP-you suck. make up for it now.

I'd like to meet:

Bobby Sands, MP

Music:

TANUJ, the washington riot, insult to tradition, the beatles, pink floyd, the dropkick murphys, flogging molly, black 47, led zeppelin, blue oyster cult...more later on

Movies:

Super Mario Bros: Frustration



dont get COCKY, Mario! just get me some letters, fuckers!

Television:

Twenty-Nine Palms address will be here shortly.maybe you should write then, things.

Books:

See Spot Run, Horton Hears a Who

Heroes:

salami bacon lettuce and provolone on italian

My Blog

its time to give up.

the air force is using halo 3 as a recruiting tool.http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_ id=25945103so...theyre getting the attention of 13yr old boys...by helping them think they sta...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

because 2hr is WAAY too long to drive...

i mean hey, its only 90 some odd miles to head up...and its not like i didnt freakin just cross a continentand all that other happy horseshit.but its good to see that while you can complain about the ...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

so im on leave in...3hrs, 2 min...

I check my mail today and theres a fancy envelope. turns out its a wedding invite.my stepbros wedding is gonna be on oct 21.if i get the leave/special lib for that, im probably gonna have to buy my da...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

in the vicinity of the 4th

im freakin bored. i cant come home til like september.but im willing to get friends out here to hang out for a weekend or some shit.i cant pay for everything, but i can pay for the big stuff....i need...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST

since i cant do anything ELSE

(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) Grease (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (x) Boondock Saints (x) Fight Club (x) Starsky and Hutch (x) Neverending Story (...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

get me the fuck home to NYC

ive got a nice long weekend for memorial day coming up, and i havent seen the empire state since freakin october. i need to come home, even if for a weekend.anyone feel like chipping in to the fund to...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

happy birthday to me...

ka-blah!gimme a call today and tell me you want to hang out. cosim livin w my uncle in manhattan now. and hes like 'if you want to have friends over and get shitfaced, be my guest. ill buy some more l...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

if youre single and its boring...

clap your hands. yeah. its kinda boring. the whole single thing. i suppose it would be tolerable if supermodels flung themselves upon me screaming "take me now, i want to have your beautiful ch...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST

'failure to launch' plz rd

so im sittin around and stuff and that ad for the '6mo free rent contest' shows up. since ive got 6mo left as a free man and anyone who knows me knows the shit my home life is on a daily basis. anyon...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST

my myspace was fucked w!

i was on a public comp and my signout fucked up. someone went on and fucked up my myspace and deleted my friends. if youre not on my friends list anymore and youre wonderin why, thats what happened ...
Posted by Captain Yossarian needs moar conversation! on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:29:00 PST