FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!1111111one |
Anyone reading this who knows me has heard me piss and moan about how dumb shit keeps happening to my car. Stuff that isn't my fault. It was in the best condition out of any vehicle i have ...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:41:00 PST |
Legal Immigrants: The Best Kind of Immigrant |
I'll admit that when I hear an Asian person speak their native language I can't hold back from laughing. Its not cool, I know it, but you wouldn't yell at someone in a wheelchair, so don't yell at me ...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST |
I Went Skeet Skeet |
I promise that by the time you finish reading this the following will be amusing to you: "Motherfucker, Paul IS Three 6 Mafia!" -Brian Tacy My head. Hurts. I also found something new to occupy my...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Why Blockbuster Should Have a Public Restroom |
the single, solitary thing that I miss about high school is the stony cruises Chris and I would go on skipping class or before school. We continue to uncover secrets and conspiracies of the human race...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST |
It's all fun and games 'till someone uses the F-word |
One thing I HATE is someone actively trying to obtain dominance over me, belittle me, or otherwise intimidate me. For example, If you use two hands to shake someone's hand, we're not going to get...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST |
Little Kid Thinks He's Hot Shit, Is Duped |
One of the simple things that amuse me about my job is the fact that I get to mess with the impressionable young minds of the unsupervised children that run rampant into my store. Usua...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST |
The Venice Chronicles, Part II: My Friends are Rocket Scientists |
Don't get me wrong, I love my friends, they are my life, but here is a list of people who must be destroyed:
Bekka: I'm sorry, I love you but you must die. Puke in the toliet next time or ge...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:38:00 PST |
The Venice Chronicles, Part I |
When I take a look over this past 8.5 months, I count myself blessed to not be either dead or seriously in trouble with the law. If circumstances were even a little different, I probably would b...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:05:00 PST |
Beer pong at Paul's = totally possible. Leads to big discoveries. |
Let me give you a little sample of what wednesday night was like at my place:
Britni was on a mission, first of all. Also, we figured out that beer pong TOTALLY works on my kitchen table. Give ...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:28:00 PST |
I STILL have no game |
yesterday... was... kareoke night at martinos... and I guess I didnt embarass myself, or so I'm told. I forgot that there were verses to sexual healing... the only time I had ever heard that song in i...
Posted by Fucking Paul on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:40:00 PST |
