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Heather

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About Me


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divorced
single mom of 2 future rockstars
blue hair
submissive
BDSM
bi
swinger
atheist- you're not going to change this one
chain smoker
legal pill pusher
rainbow gatherings
drum circles
writer
piercings,tattoos
backpacking,camping,hiking
socialist
recovering SI
I hate alcoholics, passive agressives, flakes, liars,cheaters,republicans,bible beaters, and mindless children's programming
I will probably NOT add your band page
If you're not 18, have a nice day and keep moving
If you have pictures of yourself without a shirt, and you don't have boobies...don't...just don't.
All in all, who I am is about as subjective as the beauty of a goats ear- which, if you are a goat, is perhaps the most alluring feature on a goat face, but if you are a sheep- you probably could care less.
What type of hippie are you?
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You scored as One Intelectual Individual

You're a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, scalpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.


One Intelectual Individual


100%

Original Hippie


88%

Earth-Child


88%

New Age Hippie


75%

Not a Hippie


13%

Pothead


0%

My Interests

roller hockey, cross-species breeding in order to create a new race of super strength penguin people, puzzles with pictures of cats in baskets on them, lobbying against minorities, women and the mentally ill, and paint by numbers. Oh, and long walks on the beach at sunset.

I'd like to meet:

artists...models...vegetarians...hippies...rainbow tribe family- especially ocala rainbow family, monkey tribe and shut up and eat it kids...punks...musicians...alterna-chicks...betty page...smart asses...atheists...campers...hikers...backpackers...drummers ...photographers...readers...socialists...nerds...bisexual girls...swingers...writers...people with good taste in movies...pierced people...anyone with full or half sleeves...future porn stars...virgins...sadists...masochists...pharmacy tech's...other non-custodial moms screwed by our flawed judicial system...riverside kids.
who I DON'T want to meet:
bots...advertisers...xtians who want to "save" me...people who are only looking for a hook-up (this is NOT adult friend finder)...people who can't take it OR dish it...idiots...people who only look at my profile pic and then send me an "add friend" request without reading my profile...crappy bands...topless men...carnies (damn stinking carnies...)Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

where to begin? Lagwagon, Down by Law, Bodyjar, Fleshies, MXPX, 88 fingers Louie, Pulley, Strung Out, Frenzal Rhomb, Dead Milkmen, Pennywise, Millencolin, early NOFX, Oingo Boingo, Goldfinger, Guttermouth, Guster, Sum 41, The Ataries, The Vandals, Ben Folds, No Use for a Name, Avail, Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Circle Jerks, Gwar, Rollins Band, Teen Idols, Dag Nasty, Bikini Kill, Rise Against, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, She wants revenge, Motion city soundtrack, plain white t's, the postal service, death cab for cutie, tenacious d, american hi-fi, Johnny cash, bob dylan, james blunt, taking back sunday, the new pornographers, bowling for soup, damien rice, daniel johnston songs NOT sung by daniel johnston, nikola sarcevic, spoon, the flaming lips, dashbord confessional, good riddance, samiam, grinspoon, joey cape and tony sly, future sound of london, alexionfire, denison witmer, early tom petty, the mountian goats, anything under produced and overly loud, Jad Fair, Blues Traveler, Counting Crows, those crappy pop bands that I've listened to forever like Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind and Train, Cake, Beck, Bloodhound Gang, Beastie Boys, Greatful Dead, and probably a hundred and fourteen others I haven't mentioned. Basically, if its on the radio- I probably won't like it- but everything else stands a good chance with me.

Movies:

Un Chien Andalou, Belle de Jour, Oldboy, 2046, Tale of two sisters, What the &*^^%! do we know?, The Coorperation, Employee of the Month, Count of Monte Cristo, Moll Flanders, Amelie, Dirty Pretty things, Angels and Insects, The Happiness of the Katakuris, I heart Huckabees, Wicker Park, City of God, Dogville, Arsenic and old lace, The house of yes, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Pi, Mulan Rouge, Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Cemetary Man, Ghost world, Big Fish, Four rooms (well, mostly the story with the kids), Emperor's New Groove, Adaptation, Sideways, MirrorMask, Wizards!, Frank Herbert's Dune and Children of Dune, Howl's moving castle, 3 extreams, support your local sheriff/gunfighter, the jerk

Television:

futureama, family guy, house md, penn and teller's bullshit, carlos mancia, c-span2, pbs, Soap

Books:

lots- but especially pre-cold war russian literature.

Heroes:

the doctor who flinched and over circumsized my ex-husband
single moms
people who stand up for whats right no matter the cost
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My Blog

Stuck in the middle with you....A rant.

I am not weak because I refuse to talk to them. I believe these people thrive on conflict, and I have simply taken myself out of the picture- and thus irritated the hell out of them because I refuse ...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Update on the craziness that is my life at the moment

So as you know I got the call the other day from Barry (our new landlord) that randall and I got the house we were looking at. It comes as a HUGE relief to the both of us, because as you are probably...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST

life, as it is at the moment....

Is pretty fucking sweet.  My kids will be here soon for the summer, and I'm really diggin all the kids I've been hanging out with.  Its been fun times, and it makes me feel like I can contin...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

Something close to my heart: NANCM

Many of the parents who gain primary custody were abusive or controlling during their relationship with the non custodial parent. They use the children as pawns to continuously manipulate, control, br...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Flakes! A lesson from the school of hard knocks.

Flakes! A lesson from the school of hard knocks. It's been on my profile since day 1: "hate flakes, liars, passive agressives..." ect.  So it should come as no big surprise now that fla...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

woods defecency.

Lately I've been missing the woods terribly.  I can't wait to get back out there, to the point that its more of a feeling that until I am out there again, something will remain "missing".  I...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST

xmas!

Squinty the christmas elf:obligatory christmas tree pic:"If you keep doing that you're face will freeze that way."balloons!who thought it would be funny to over-tape the 4year olds present???Yes, he g...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST

The STRANGEST thing thats EVER happened to me

Okay, so I'm sitting at home in my jammies with randall and brandi, and yeah- I'll admit we're all a little drunk on brocolli wine.  Randall is in the kitchen making a french bread pizza, and bra...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

This Past Weekend.

This weekend was awesome. We got to stay in the new house all weekend (we still have a ton of stuff to get out of the apartment though, so if anyone has a truck, you're my new best friend.)We finiall...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

politics test.....

You are a Social Liberal (65% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (3% permissive) You are best described as a: ...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST