Everything from Organic Chemistry to Equestrian Grooming. Have you seen my course schedule? Tell me your stories... the dorms, the mall, the rec, the union... Frog, Ben's, Danny's, Frank's...
My children, far and wide. Return to me.
Well, there's my fight song. After that I'm kind of hurting. Oh yeah, I have a music department too, if that counts.
I used to host them all the time in the belly of my sweet, decrepit Student Union. Those times are past.
I've got nearly 20 libraries, including the second-largest poetry archives in the nation. (Yes, Harvard is No. 1. So what, we're better looking.)