shut up.
i don't know, who would you like to meet?
i don't like music. ok, i do.
i watch lots of them. no i will not tell you which are my favorites. but if you decipher the clues on this page you might just figure that out. if you think you have it, send me a message and i'll tell you if you got it right. if you choose poorly though, you'll be thrown to the lions. just a warning. what lions, you ask? those lions.
the abbreviation is TV. not to be confused with TB which is tuberculosis. there was an old abandoned children's tuberculosis hospital near the town i used to live. it was a very scary old place, but i went with some friends once, and we did some skateboarding in it. there's really nothing like looking up a dark staircase in an uninhabited hospital, and thinking it may not be as uninhabited as you thought. moments that make anyone believe in a supernatural. hmm.
I take a long time to read entire books because i start one, and then i get distracted easily, and so i forget about it for a couple of weeks, then i read some more and get distracted again. i have to save every newspaper i get because it takes me months to get through one article, so i'm consistently behind the times. and so i have stacks and stacks of newspapers balanced precariously, threatening to tip at any moment, causing a deadly avalanche of tumbling newsprint that could crush the nearest bystander, or at least violently paper cut them over the entirety of their body causing them to bleed out and possibly die if they weren't able to seek immediate medical attention. i plan to cover them in papier mache and build a scale model of the parthenon with them.i like books, i'm just a bad reading-guy.