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Maven

I have broken all my toys. Would you like to be broken?

About Me

I floss my teeth in bed and let my dog sleep under the covers. I work like a fiend and have minor anxiety attacks when things are out of place. I'm kind of bossy too. I get away with it because I have mastered making an ass out of myself in a charming way.

My Interests

Early 20th Century furniture influenced by the French Modernist movement, architectural photography, medical quackery of the 19th century, both Oriental and Occidental bondage styles, collecting rare books and vintage vinyl, and pretension in general

I'd like to meet:

A nap.
A large latte.
Someone bearing a Dean and DeLuca vanilla cupcake.
Flannery O'Conner.
A new pair of Jimmy Choo slides in a dark alley.
A rush of creativity.
Anyone who likes old, happy dogs.

Music:

Manchester mope rock, bubble gum goth pop, half-moon mood standards, and French downtempo porn tunes

Movies:

All about Eve, Harvey, Writer of 'O', Brazil, Blade Runner, and Eating Rahul.

Television:

. . .is a pleasant sedative

Books:

The Little Prince

Heroes:

Momma and Daddy M. Seriously, my parents are the cat's pajamas.

My Blog

Drink Me!

Now when you get drunk, it's because I said so....
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

Ego in Check

"What do you do for a living?""I produce BDSM shoots, edit the videos and distribute them in different on-line venues."". . . ""I'm a pornographer."Usually I get a little kick out of being so blunt. ...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Ego Unchecked

My sense of personal self worth is out of control. I am so pleased with myself I am annoying even me. The most egotistical, self-absorbed things fly out of my mouth without pause. I notice them whe...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Holy Macenoly! Wish List Fruition

I have to state that in 10 years this has never happened to me, and now three times in as many months--twice this week. Some one purchased my ENTIRE Amazon.com wishlist. This completely floors me; y...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Scenster: Re-Born

I made it to two play parties last week. With my lightening work load and the hints of Spring I am venturing further out of my comfy nest and also coaxing others to come to see me.I had yet to have th...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

My Video Diary Entry for Today

I have decided to keep the pics from my videos on the othe blog site. MySpace will inevitably shut this profile down.So if you want to see my naughty photo that accompanies this description, you'll h...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

Unrequited Love, the Original BDSM Scene

"I love you.""Of course you do.""Do you love me?""Of course I do.""You're lying!""Of course I am."As goes my playtime with a certain some one. His scene is my forcing him to ingest massive amounts of...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST

Mistress Masturbation Control, 3rd Installment

I'm so going to get into trouble for this . . . Enjoy it while it lasts.Why oh why do slaves touch themselves so much. Granted that makes them so much more malleable, because she who controls the co...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

Since When did the Hotel Chelsea Become so Uptight?

The Hotel Chelsea has a dubious reputation for a New York City landmark. Meaning many artist lived there and died the death tormented artists tend to do. Sid Vicious killed Nancy Spungeon there. Dy...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST

Artificial Spring Fever

I'm always cold. I tell those around me that it is because I have ice water in my veins, just 'cause I think I'm a bad ass. I sit still and my blood moves sluggishly through my body. All my family ...
Posted by Dial M for Murder on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST