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Jannifer

Yeah, I may have lost the battle, but I won the war.

About Me

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The best comment ever left for me was written by Pete, or as some of you may know him, Dougie Murder. I have now received so many comments that his glorious contribution has dropped off of my normal profile. Now one would have to search for it. I am reprinting it here not for you really, but for me, as reading it still makes me laugh, and I want easy access. Message to follow...
Every now and again, I contemplate taking over a small mountain fort in the Santa Cruz Mountains and launching an attack squad of barbarian cannibal monkeys. The people would plead to me "Please, Peter, please, don't let the monkeys out!” I would pretend to consider it, though I would have to remind them that I couldn't keep the monkeys in forever. If it makes you feel better, you would be spared the cannibal monkeys, in part because I wouldn't want to pay bus fare to ship them all down there. Australia!
I love my Raspberry Lizard. You love her too.

My Interests

I use the internet for quick communication, random light research, and shopping.
The best perfume company in the world is Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab . My favourite scents are all girls (in no particular order): Ophelia, Snow White, Alice, and Persephone.
I get my cheap mary janes at China Direct Store , and the expensive satin mary janes from Natasha's Cafe .
Hannah makes things with love for you.
Neil Gaiman writes the only blog that I read on a regular basis. I learn bizarre (but sometimes useful) things from him and his readers.
This is the best site for Rammstein lyrics and translations.
Leo is the best online German dictionary/ translator.
Find the Edward Gorey font here , made by a fan because they were "looking for it and couldn't find it."
You know you wanna weave your own tartan !
Budplant always has an amazing bookstore set up in the middle of Comic-Con .
I love Wikipedia .

I'd like to meet:

I do not add anyone that I do not know.
Also, I am not a hot chick. If I was a hot chick, I would have hot chick pictures of myself all over my page, much like my sister. The only thing more disturbing than people who seem to randomly try to add me to their people collection (just who in the hell are you, anyway?) are guys that collect hot chicks. I like hot chicks, I really do, however, I am not one. Please go away.

Music:

It's a draw for my favourite between Danzig and Tori Amos. I love you both. Now play nice.
AFI. AC/DC. Adicts. Ani DiFranco. Bad Religion. Bob Dylan. Bon Jovi. Buddy Holly. Chris Isaak. Clash. Cocteau Twins. Concrete Blonde. Cult. Cyndi Lauper. David Bowie. Dead Kennedys. Demented Are Go. Depeche Mode. Descendents. Dion and the Belmonts. Donnas. Elvis. Faith No More. Funker Vogt. Guns N’ Roses. Iron Maiden. Jawbreaker. Jeff Buckley. Jimmy Buffett. Johnny Burnette. Johnny Cash. KMFDM. Leonard Cohen. Marilyn Manson. Mazzy Star. Misfits. Morphine. Mötley Crüe. Murder City Devils. Nekromantix. New Order. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Nina Simone. Nine Inch Nails. Oingo Boingo. Old Blind Dogs. Pearl Jam. Pink Floyd. Pixies. Pogues. Queen. Rammstein. Ramones. The Reverend Horton Heat. Roadkings. Roy Orbison. Sex Pistols. Siouxsie and the Banshees. Sisters of Mercy. Smiths. Social Distortion. Stray Cats. Tiger Army. Tool. Type O Negative. Veruca Salt. VNV Nation. White Lion. Willie Nelson. Zombies.

Movies:

Abyss (Special Edition). Addams Family Movies. Adventures in Babysitting. Almost Famous. Amelie. And Now for Something Completely Different. Bill and Ted Movies. Boondock Saints. Breakfast Club. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Donnie Darko. Empire Records. Eternal Sunshine. Ever After. Fight Club. Great Rock N' Roll Swindle. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Indiana Jones Films. Iron Giant. Jay and Silent Bob movies. Kill Bill. Knight's Tale. Labyrinth. Lady Jane. Last Action Hero. Legend. Life as a House. Manchurian Candidate (only with Frank). Mermaids. My Neighbor Totoro. Nightmare Before Christmas. Noises Off. On the Beach. On a Clear Day You Can See Forever. Opposite of Sex. PCU. Philadelphia Story. Pitch Black. Pride and Prejudice. Princess Bride. Pump up the Volume. Re-Animator. Return to Me. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. Scent of a Woman. Scrooged. Secret of NIM. Serenity. S.F.W. Sin City. Titus. Wings of Desire. Withnail and I.