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About Me

SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS1.) Pretending2.) The Constitution before The Home Act scribbled obscenities into it.3.) Ferrets and Penguins4.) Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Diane Lane Zoey Deschanel, or Rose McGowan (if I could choose only five)

My Interests

HEROES Tori Amos* Stephen Sondheim* Terry Gilliam* Rod Serling* Bobby Darin* Jim Ladd*

I'd like to meet:

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! WE ARE PROFESSIONALS! (seemed like a good idea at the time...) 1.) While attempting to make a movie:accidentally setting the pool on fire. 2.) While attempting to make a movie:almost setting the neighbor's roof on fire.3.) While attempting to make a movie:(filming on some train tracks)getting detained (with shotguns pointed at me) handcuffed, and thrown into a hot police car with the windows rolled up, later cited for trespassing.4.) Dating Shannon from San Diego.5.) Getting arrested and thrown in jail for 5 days for shoplifting a bottle of aspirin.6.) Getting into a fight with a skinhead at a karaoke bar. Well he did start it...Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

Music:

MUSIC Pink Floyd* Tori Amos* The Beatles* Peter Gabriel* Oingo Boingo* David Bowie*

Movies:

MOVIES Brazil* Pink Floyd:The Wall* Hard Days Night* Casino Royale (the 1960's parody with David Niven, Woody Allen, etc...)* Heathers* Princess Bride* Amelie* S.O.B.*

Television:

TELEVISION Twin Peaks* Heroes* 24* X-Files* Buffy The Vampire Slayer* Angel* Lost*

Books:

BOOKS Both David Niven autobiographies* Anything by Douglas Adams* Chronicles Of Narnia by C.S. Lewis* Pretty much anything from Kurt Vonnegut* American Gods by Neil Gaiman*

Heroes:

POETS Derrick Brown* Mindy Netifee* Brendan Constantine* Jack McCarthy* Jeffrey McDaniel* Rick Lupert*

My Blog

TAKEN FROM MY FORMER PROFILE

KNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED1.) I have an incredible talent for stunningly bad small talk.If small talk were dance moves I'd be maiming people left and right. Words are the ultimate aphrodisiac i...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:10:00 PST

OUT LOUD! Poetry for the intelligent. (and somewhat horny)

So I went to see this show in Long Beach. I probably would not have done so if my friend Eric Morago was not in the show.I am not a rich man, and factor in another $5.00 for parking, CC fee, gas fare,...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

IN SEARCH OF BEAUTY

IN SEARCH OF BEAUTY The model is secretely thinking Pablo Neruda, her laundry, if she forgot to feed the goldfish before leaving the apartment. A stuttering Nikon spins around her like ...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

Submitted to POETIX

MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Well, it was missing George, John, Paul and Ringo, (not to mention white tuxedos, a mob of tap dancing midgets and pig costumes) but Tuesday, Oct 15th was a Magical M...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:10:00 PST

THE BROKEN DREAMS OF FISH

"Most of us feel fortunate to find anybody willing to cast their lot with us, let alone the right person"-Jack McCarthy, EPITHALAMION:A FEW WORDS FOR KATHLEENRottweilers gnawing at my insidesI find my...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

IN THE ROOM WITH THE REVOLVING PLANETS

for ALUIn the room with the revolving planets she dressedin bruises and sang a galaxy. The room was painted in medical emergencys. She grew a garden in her throat. Roses, thorns intact, flowing ...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

THE GREATEST FEAR

Right here on this spot he wasdestroyed. Pulled apart by the apatheticlions of diminishing returns.Once upon a time he was a comic of a sort. A little man in a clown suit withan appetite for making pe...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

THE LOVE POLICE

THE LOVE POLICEFor Ryan & JaneLevitation is a good place to begin. Circlingthe room like a demented Blue Gill, promisingthe groupies "WE WILL BE GODSAT DIEDRICHS!" Very quietly she announces "I'm ...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

ALL THE ONES SHE WANTED TO MEET WERE DEAD

For Amber TamblynShe takes it all in as if her presence here is a magic trick. Which of course it is.Here even the Hors D'oeuvres resemble poems.Somewhere else Hollywood is fightingfor her very sexy h...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

TINY FAKE TREE

"Oh, you are going to nothing me to death&" Peter Sellers, CASINO ROYALE Ceramic, cloth-leafed cast-off bought cheaply at a five & dime, travels the cracked, gray indentation next to my...
Posted by Jaimes Palacio on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:18:00 PST