Human Bean Juice profile picture

Human Bean Juice

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Greetings and salutations all. My name is Chris and I live in a very tiny village built around a prison in Kansas. I have many hobbies and interests, including writing, drawing, and crafting jewelry of of industrial items.

I grew up in love with science fiction and comic books. I was always fascinated by super villians; how colorful they were, how one dimenstionally evil they almost always were, and how no matter what the good guys did to save the day, they were always back with another overly elaborate attempt to take over the world. It's no surprise that I am now studying political science in college.

Music is a something I adore. I love everything from Beethoven, to John Coltrane and Miles Davis, to The Beatles and The Stones, to old school punk, to Johnny Cash, to Wesley Willis. Which is why I can't stand MTV.

I loves me the cult cinema. If only a handful of people have heard of a movie, but those people can quote every word, I want to see this movie!

Television... I don't pretend to ignore it completely, but I'm just very selective about how I use it. It's just everytime I find a television program that I enjoy, it gets cancelled and replaced with a crappy reality show or sitcom. And while we're on this topic... if I'm ever caught watching the television program "Beauty & the Geek," put a bullet through the base of my skull. It won't be murder, for my soul will already be dead at that point.

I'm about 90% sure the government is tracking me. At least a little bit, like one agency. Maybe two. But I'm pretty sure there's at least one.

It's been said that I'm more of an intellectual than I let on. I've been told I'm crazy, but in a good way.

My Interests

Politics/current events, comics, literature, gonzo journalism, music, film, almost all forms of media, role playing games, casiocore, video games, satire, activism, fire (weeeee!!!), stick death, insane late night AM radio, pretty much anything that falls within the realms of geeky and elightened.

Music:


Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, most of [adult swim], Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, The Young Ones, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Doctor Who, Dead Like Me, The Sopranos, Oz, Six Feet Under, Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, The Shield, Family Guy, The Simpsons
You scored as Dr Gaius Baltar. You have betrayed humanity, for a blonde. However you'd rather people learnt to just get past that. After all, you never meant wipe out the human race. Luckily you are cleverer than everyone else, so no one will ever know. Even though they look at you with suspicion behind their eyes.

Dr Gaius Baltar


81%

Tom Zarek


75%

Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo)


69%

Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer)


63%

President Laura Roslin


63%

Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck)


63%

CPO Galen Tyrol


63%

Number 6


63%

Col. Saul Tigh


56%

Commander William Adama


31%
What New Battlestar Galactica character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

...
Posted by Human Bean Juice on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

Fight Club: The Game -- A Review

Warning: This review of "Fight Club: the Game" may contain spoilers to "Fight Club: the novel/movie." Sure, you probably already know the ending, but I just wanted to clarify this. When people would a...
Posted by Human Bean Juice on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

Music Genres: Parts I & II

It's obvious that there are many unique forms of music, all with their own unique qualities. But in any culture, there's only really 2 or 3 anyone usually cares about at a particular time, Sometimes i...
Posted by Human Bean Juice on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST