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Charles

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death

About Me

A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous.

I've recently renounced any and all ties to my former left wing, anti-corporate, liberal self and fully embraced a hard line conservative lifestyle. I now vote Republican, support the Bush Administration, go to church, say my prayers, rape and pillage the environment, spit on the homeless and kick homosexuals and unwed mothers in the head. I just figured this town has too many smelly tie-died tree huggers and that it needs a little balance. So, in conclusion, say hello to Bizarro Charles!

My Interests

Limiting your freedoms.

I'd like to meet:

Are you the finance minister?

Music:

P.O.S., Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Saints Of Everyday Failures, SymmeTry, Type, Macklemore. The albums Jello Biafra did with Mojo Nixon and DOA are always in rotation, and of course there is never a bad time for NOFX. Never.

Movies:

I don't roll on Shabbas.

Television:

Simpsons. Season's 3 through 10 only.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King

Heroes:

Me, for surviving this long.

My Blog

Fuck You, Chris!

It seems that our beloved governor, the honorable Christine Gregoire, has proven herself to be the valuable and worthwhile leader that she made herself out to be during the election. Today's issue of ...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

This Blog Brought To You By America Inc ©

"Do you know how many Americans have died so you can be here?" How many times have you heard that? It goes well with a blinded sense of patriotism and a waving flag. It's only a small step above "love...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

Through The Eyes Of The Judged

Last night, while in the middle of the weekly gathering of friends known as Spaghetti Night (or "Spag Night", "Gorgefest", "Gorgeapalooza", "High Carb Night" or "Generic Gathering For Sustenance Eveni...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Charles 'N Friends 2007 Predictions - Update v2.0

The new year is almost upon us. I've always liked this time, as it gives us hope that something better will be around the corner. Of course, things always just get worse and you wonder what the hell y...
Posted by Charles on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:20:00 PST

It's Official : I'm Nobody

For the last 31 years, people have been doing everything in their power to convince me that I am worthless. From family to friends to complete strangers to children and the elderly, the relentless ons...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Death And Destruction '06

Well, fortunately not too many deaths. But the wonderful storm that enveloped our great state did do some damage. It's funny how much we take power for granted until we don't have it. It seems like pe...
Posted by Charles on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST

Your Privacy Is Gay

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I browse through my friends friends lists. Look for people I know, check out chicks who are displaying a comedic amount of cleavage, etc. The problem is, it seems that these...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

This Subject Line Has Nothing To Do With The Blog Contained Within

I had dinner with my friend Christina last night, and during our discourse while waiting for the main course (HAH! C'mon, that's clever shit. YOU didn't think of it!), the subject of politics, society...
Posted by Charles on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

Children Are The Future

Something occured to me the other day. It appears that if you have children, and wish to promote this fact on your profile, the only option is "Proud Parent". Why is it that this is the only option yo...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

International Goodness

I just looked at the back of the bottle of Minute Maid Apple Juice that I am currently drinking. It says, and I quote:"Contains apple juice concentrate from The U.S.A, Argentina, Austria, Chile, China...
Posted by Charles on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST