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ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN

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About Me

one thing is for sure........ i'm not leaving this world the same way i found it.....
They Will Remember Me.
it would be stupid for me to try to confine who i am into a few words. and even then, why would i want to spill my soul onto the internet, exposing my closely guarded "self". besides, theres no way you could fully grasp who i am, & what im about, so you'll fall into the same trap of "having me pegged".....sure. everyone has me pegged. the funny thing is the pegs are all over the map (like the map Rocky Dennis had in MASK). so you might have me pegged in San Diego while someone else is sure they got me pegged in Katmandu.----well, the truth is you're both right. people usually interact with me in a particualr context, so thats how they want to see me. they never realize how multi-dimensional i can be.
HERES A TASTE : i feel sorry for fake-ass people who lack individuality... i'm gonna start writing more poetry, but im still not gonna show it to anyone. i love music, i need no IPOD, cuz the musics in my mind. all of it. the rap, the reggae, the country, the 80's, the pop, the rock, oldies, everything!! all the way down to the theme song for "Mr. Belvedere"......yeah thats right, & fraggle rock too. i enjoy people. especially intelligent people who can further inspire my most creative and innovative thoughts. that and people who like to laugh and have a good time. i wish it rained more. and for some reason, earthquakes don't scare me.........in fact i rather enjoy them.

My Interests

MUSIC, SNOWBOARDING, A GOOD LAUGH, INTERESTING PEOPLE, TRAVELING, MOVIES, FASHION, NEUROSCIENCE, MAGNUS VER MAGNUSUN, SOMEHOW FINDING SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERYTHING, HEAVY RAIN ON PARISIAN COBBLESTONE & CROQUE DE MADAMS, MY PHEDOR, SCHOOL, WORK, READING, WRITING, LEARNING, GROWING, SUCCESS, ACCOMPLISHMENT, GETTIN BOTH KINDS O ONIONS ON MY DOUBLE- DOUBLE, MONTHLY PROFIT MARGINS, PSYCHOLOGY, LAW, RAMBLING ON & ON & ON...... KICKIN' FLOWS W/ MR GREEN, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS( AND NOT LIKE A BLOCKBUSTER NIGHT, BUT MORE LIKE LETS GO TO VEGAS,DO A SHIT-LOAD OF MESCALINE & WRITE A BOOK), PLAYING BASKETBALL, PLAYING FOOTBALL(BUT ONLY WHEN ALL MY LAZY, DEGENERATE FRIENDS GET OFF THIER ASSES) BEING THE DJ, MORE WRITING, MORE READING, ART, DEBATE, KUKABURA WINGS, BEING PISS-DRUNK & TAKIN A PISS(YOU KNOW THAT WOBBLY-LEGGED, SWAYING BACK N FOURTH, WARM SHIVER YOU GET, I LOVE THAT). girls probably have no idea what i'm talking about. for them its probably more like sitting there, head buried in thier hands, elbows digging into their thighs, realizing how fucked up they are & giggling to themselves about it, unless their girlfriend is in the next stall then they tell them all about it.

Only for the few who know.....a room with a view.

The Pearl Gettin it! she's the blonde in the middle
(funny thing is she still dosent know we know she does porn!!!)-
and the even funnier thing is shes too dumb to figure this puzzle out.....so i guess she'll never know.----Ha Ha------

I'd like to meet:

i guess it depends. somtimes i might want to be inspired/enlightened, but on the other hand, if i want to go on some rock star binge through europe then i'm sure Ghandi isn't the wing man i'm looking for. SERIOUSLY. ANYONE WHO'S GOT DEPTH OF CHARACTER, INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT, LIKES TO HAVE FUN, LOOKS BEYOND THE SURFACE, AND HAS SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE WORLD. I ESPECIALLY LIKE PEOPLE WHO BRING THE BEST OUT OF THOSE AROUND THEM, AND PEOPLE WHO ARE DOWN TO LISTEN (OR READ) MY RAMBLING THOUGHTS --AS RANDOM AS THEY MIGHT BE....

Music:

"your beautiful, just checked to make sure that your musical"
-Sage Francis

i love music. it is one of my greatest passions. i like to play it, make it, throw it, listen to it, squish it between my toes, all that shit!!! Shit!!! i own music!!! (except the violin)....ironically, mom & dad started me on it when i was like 5, and now its the only one that seems to elude me. im gonna take some lessons, and work on that cramped neck position, then ill be "air tight". i like to think of life as an ongoing movie, with each year bringing on yet another sequel. music acts as a backdrop that is constantly changing but always there. we hear songs and relate them to past experiences, pain, happiness, ex-lovers, old friends, etc. music helps define our characters. too many people are so stuck on a particular genre, i on the other hand like to think there is good & bad everywhere, and each song needs individual attention. (i.e some of my favorite artists have bad songs, then theres fuckin jive-turkey posers that somehow puts out a gem every once in a while)... you just never know. REGGAE, 80's, CLASSIC ROCK, RAP, UNDERGROUND HIP HOP, OLDIES, JAZZ, COUNTRY, CORE VOCALISTS, EVERYTHING REALLY HERES A FEW: DOORS, BEATLES, WHITE STRIPES, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, SUBLIME, JANES ADDICTION, WU TANG, PINK FLOYD, SMASHING PUMPKINS, ATMOSPHERE, SAGE FRANCIS, TUPAC, OUTKAST, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, BARRINGTON, FRANK & NANCY SINATRA, CELIA CRUZ, SNOOP DOG, WILLIE NELSON, WAYLON JENNINGS, JOHNNY CASH, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, NIRVANA, FUGEES, WYCLEF, AND B.O.N.E's EAST 1999- EVERYTHING ELSE THEY DID AFTER THAT WAS TRASH!, PRINCE, BEATLES, BILLY IDOL, NO DOUBT (or just Gwen) AND OLD MADONNA. OH YEAH RONDO A LA TURCA BY MOZART, AND THE MOONLIGHT SONATA- LIKE I SAID JUST A FEW----I COULD GO ON FOREVER, REALLY I COULD!

Movies:

they have to do something. trick you, surprise you, scare you, make you think,make you laugh, make you cry, make you hate someone (like the hairlip in gladiator), you know move you in some way, otherwise its a big waste of time. unless of course your putting a movie on with no intention of watching it, and instead the whole first half of it your working up the courage to put your hand on some girls thigh...

Television:

Family Guy, Sports Center, Wonder Years, Silk Stalkings on USA, Chapelle Show, South Park, Simpsons, Watchin Temptation Island w/sheebo, Ren & Stimpy, Bevis & Butthead(especially the videos), American Gladiators, ALF, Sopranos, all the old MTV "Liquid Television" cartoons, CNN, and anytime VH1 decides to pull all the gay comics together to talk shit about the eighties or best week, or whatevers on the menu that day.

Books:

the story of my life.
(its kinda a work in progress, but it makes for an interesting read)

Heroes:

JOHNNY OSBOURNE & DON CARLOS--TWO OF THE MOST NOT FAKE PEOPLE I KNOW---IRIE SOULS

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My Blog

steps to success.......stronger than any Tony Robbins shit! - ReZWAN "

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... to summy sum sum, here's to heart trasnsplants, infatuation, and fresh new eyes.... don't close em. follow that white rabbit & ill see you on...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:39:00 PST

come say goodbye.

im leaving sd.im gonna miss everyone, so im sure ill come back some day.(but then again i always say that shit... thats what i said about LA)and now over 10 yrs later....(in regards to all these shows...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:13:00 PST

making sure to go back for every last fucking one!!!!~!!

Crossroads.It feels like a good time to start.I might be growing colder but then again it might just the "Frost-bite" setting in.Which of those roads is gonna end up being the more sentimental? Some ...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:10:00 PST

THE LAST MAGNUS NINA LITTER EVER!!!!

For those of you who know, my boy Magnus-Man is the shit!!!!check any of his produced offspring and you can judge for yourself. i wasn't gonna do this last breeding because i didn't have the time, ho...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

I fuckin’ had a "shat attack" when i saw this!!!!!!!!

so last years 4/20 Party had this historical moment, where for the first time in history the two biggest egos in reggae took the stage together and had a little showdown of their unique skill set...i ...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:54:00 PST

I will fly YOU to Amsterdam, maybe Jamaica...and hoOk it up with that 15 minutes....

so every year we do this huge party on 4/20.its a media fuckin frenzy w/ grips o’ fuckin coverage.we got the illest reggae show lined up, & RZA(WU-TANG) to open, not to mention a bunch of other ...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST

THERES A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.

The first black President??? The first WomanPresident???? The Oldest President??? No matter how the sun sets on this one, one thing isfor sure... this is turning out to beone of the most historicall...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST

The Cutest Thing Ever.... by Rezwan Khan

Cutest thing ever huh?How on god's green earth do you live up to that one? I guess if anyone can....Heres a shot, but i need help cuz"i get by with a little help from friends""gonna try with a little ...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

I LOVE NEW YORK

need a break from the bullshit...any creative outlet will suffice.unfortunately now that daylight savings has caused the sun to prematurely dissapear, it seems inappropriate to play the trumphet, so i...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

I WILL NEVER BE AT PEACE WITH MY THOUGHTS.

You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts;And when you can no longer dwell in the solitude of your heart,you live in your lips, and sound is a diversion and a pastime.And in much of yo...
Posted by ReZWAN "MUTHA FUCKIN" KHAN on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST