Abe

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I have the stature of a model and the beard of zeus. I love learning new bird calls, I'm an expert woodsman. I have 24 hundred pet rocks, my favortie is named Steve the second Carl, I've always had a thing for donkeys too, on Saturdays I always browse fabric stores to find the most erotic fabric then I take it home and make robes. Jeez I'm a freak

My Interests

Birds, rare coins, sex, masturbation, all dead presidents, donkeys, and mathmatics

I'd like to meet:

Dick Nixon, Tom Jefferson, Monique Frazier, anyone who will rub soft fabric on my body.

Music:

WHAM!!!!

Movies:

Zen Pussy, From Justin to Kelly, Buffy the Vampire Layer, How to deal, Drumb line,

Television:

PORN

Books:

HUSTLER, Playboy, I read it for the articles

Heroes:

Andy Snyder, Rob Jones, Justin Phillips, Rocky Wong, Adam Skillman, Abe Lincoln, Wierd Al