Fur (I'M STILL VOTING RON PAUL 2008)

"To all the ones that shake my hand,
Then talk your shit behind my back,
To those who claim they understand,
But never heard a word I said,
In spite of you, I am still here,
This vision has never been more clear,
As we sing together now."
Well hmmm, where do I begin? I live in Los Angeles California, in the part you see in all the tabloid magazines. It's expensive and it has its ups and downs but for the most part its ups. I love being able to walk to just about everything I could ever want. It's always sunny and I get to see cars that I have only ever seen in magazines everyday. On any giving night you can go see amazing live music because only the good acts get booked here so when you pay, it's usually worth it. When you go to the comedy club it isn't unknowns, it's Dave Chappell, Jon Lovits, Dane Cook and all the other big names. I get to eat lunch next to jake gyllenhaal and "that guy from 90210 that was on dancing with the stars."
By day I sell accounting software for a great company that is owned by my wonderful extended family. The software is for businesses that run expensive database systems (so your mom couldn't afford it to do her taxes). In the evenings I do all sorts of shit with audio and video for the same company and some for personal. It's a busy gig. Our office is in Portland, Oregon so I end up spending at least one week a month up there taking care of all the office side of things that get missed when I am working from my apartment.
I do what ever interests me for fun based on the mood I am in. Sometimes I just want to stay in and veg-out in front of the TV and other times I want to go out and have a good time singing some karaoke at a variety of different bars with the guys. If it sounds like an adventure, I'm in. My guys and I made some "Extreme Skipping" videos and they just recently got picked up by Champion Sportswear to use in their marketing. We are still making more too with the support of them now so that has been an interesting ride there. Also, Bec just got a bike and I am going to be getting one soon and we will start to go ride the trails north of sunset here in the next month or so.
I have a great lil' lady I have been dating for about a year and a half now named Bec. She is a singer here in LA and lives in Portland too. We travel all over together. We spend just about everyday together and, in fact, I bought an apartment just a block and a half away from her and her family's place. Things are about to get really crazy with her career and that is about all I can say about that. I love you Bec and we'll be seeing you on the telly soon.
All in all I am very happy with my life.
Oh, and I love giraffes. A lot. (Zebras too.)
Web site: www.whoisjordanharris.com
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