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James

You smite, I smote, we have smitten!

About Me

I really just like to have a good time, laugh, and party whenever I can. I have a number of addictive tendencies, including, but not limited to: monogamous sex, skydiving, video games, carbonation, snow and snowboarding, nudity, and supa phat beats. I'm one of the most laid-back, easy-going people you'll meet and am of the mind that you can at least get along with nearly everyone. I'll admit that there are probably a million different sides to me, but every one is interesting, and if you're interested, you'll see as many as you can handle. That's my guarantee to you.The end of the world

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I'd like to meet:

If you really want to get to know me, don't just email or IM, grow a pair and we'll get together and do something. Be warned, if you're not an actual person, literally or figuratively, you won't exist to me either.

Music:

First and foremost, anything, I mean ANYTHING...but Country. NOFX, Harry Connick Jr., Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Less Than Jake, System of a Down, Metallica, Sum 41, New Found Glory, DJ Silver, Missy Elliot, Jay-Z, Black-Eyed Peas (the older stuff), Bjork, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Coldplay, RUFiO, Chevelle, Second To None, Tsunami Bomb, Thursday, My Chemical Romance, Flogging Molly, The Briggs, The Living End, Rise Against, Alkaline Trio, Never Heard of It, Name Taken, No Use For A Name, Emery, Monty's Fan Club, Kittie, Coheed & Cambria, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jack Johnson, The Postal Service, Rancid, Suicidal Tendencies, Cake, Aerosmith, Sugar Ray, MXPX, No Doubt (the older stuff), CKY, Deftones, Glassjaw, NIN, APC, on second thought...why don't you just come look at my CD's some time.

Movies:

Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Muppet Treasure Island, American Beauty, SLC Punk, Braveheart, House On Haunted Hill (both versions), the original Ocean's Eleven, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Old School, Legend, Goonies, Jacob's Ladder, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, both Wayne's Worlds, old Bruce Lee movies, The Matrix trilogy (but really only the first one), the first Star Wars Trilogy, 13 Ghosts, Finding Neverland, SIN CITY...

Television:

Real World (i know, i'm a sucker), Simpsons, The Pretender, Saturday Morning Cartoons from the late nineties, soccer games, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Desperate Housewives

Books:

The Great Divorce, Desert Solitaire, Who Stole My Cheese?, A Book of Luminous Things, Where The Sidewalk Ends, The Life of Pi, Blankets, Vagina Monologues...

Heroes:

My dad. He's all I've got. And pearl.

My Blog

A bit of Belgian wisdom.

The real lover looks at the worldfrom the privileged standpointaccomplished after years of life,the privileged standpoint of one who doesn’t need the world.The real lover has grown mature and in...
Posted by James on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:38:00 PST

Easter Mysteries

Why does the Easter Bunny hide all the eggs? Cause he doesn’t want everyone knowing he fucks chickens....
Posted by James on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

Food For Thought

"...The leader, I think. The interim governing council. Killed by them. A year from now I won't remember which leader, which interim governing council, which them. But such items multiply. Everything ...
Posted by James on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

This one goes out to all the Emo kids...

If you always have to have something profound to say, Doesn't that cheapen the art of being profound? Forgive the mundane.  ...
Posted by James on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

I don't care where, just far...

How is it that every time I get mega-depressed and start feeling useless, bored, and over it all, I realize that I'm tired and probably just need a nap?   And then when I wake up, all is well aga...
Posted by James on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

This place will end your life.

So, I know I should be writing an essay so I can get into medical school, become some sort of doctor, save the lives of children all over the world...but I just found Jenna Jameson's MySpace page... O...
Posted by James on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

A lesson in preventative medicine.

Damn myself for not having more personal motivation with my career. Just got a good lesson in the reason why we study EVeryday, instead of just before the test. I hate BioChem, but more than that I ha...
Posted by James on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:04:00 PST

Frosted Flakes

Okay, is anyone else as sick and tired of flaky people as me, or am I on my own on this? Seriously assholes, get it together! Fuck.
Posted by James on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST

Random Quote

Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon about to burst ...And then I remember...to relax...and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows ...
Posted by James on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:30:00 PST

Though now trite, Shakespear was no idiot.

The point is, knowing yourself, inside and out, is the single most important thing you can do for another person. For anyone, really. You are the only thing you are ultimately always in control of, an...
Posted by James on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:21:00 PST