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Name: Shoeboi aka Chris Cruz
Birthday: July 27th
Birthplace: Cyprus Hills, Brooklyn (Ny)
Current Location: the lOwEr eAsT siDe BITCHES!!!
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: brown and black...hahaha...don't ask!
Height: 5'6''...Don't be a Hater...theres things that I can do that taller ppl can't
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite handed for just about everything
Your Heritage: pUerTo riCan of course plus chinese & DuTCH
The Shoes You Wore Today: black chucks with B+W checkered laces
Your Weakness: Trying not to kiss when I meet an incredible person
Your Fears: fAilUre...and being left alone (in da dark or being left by sum1)
Your Perfect Pizza: would have pernir
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a year w/ my baby!!!...or pass all my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dude...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Stupid fucking alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: my curly hair
Your Bedtime: How the fuck should I know???
Your Most Missed Memory: awww abuelitas house in Coamo
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke PLEAZ
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King...da fries are like 100 times better!!
Single or Group Dates: I work best when Im a solo agent...not a team playa
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies and cream!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: None...they stain ur teeth
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: All the fucking time dude!!!
Do you Sing: in da shower...does that count???
Do you Shower Daily: Not on da weekends
Have you Been in Love: Does rite now count? The past, well lets just change the subject...
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college fool!!!
Do you want to get Married: Marriage is a prison (spread the word)
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yeah...Everytime I see my diploma
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on who...oops...I mean what I'm riding
Do you think you are Attractive: ummm, Im not a bitch but like FUCK YEA
Are you a Health Freak: no, this morning I ate three tortillas
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they remind me of Puerto Rico
Do you play an Instrument: ummm some guitar and some percussion (and for u dum dums...thats the drums)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: OMG on New Years i had 1 Smirnoff Ice...a Mike's Hard Lemonade and two shots
In the past month have you Smoked: trying hard to stay away from
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nooooooooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes...too many to count wit ma' man
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes...does the 34th one count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ot relle...I prefer Chips Ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but Kinkes doesn't serve Sushi...jus regular jap food
In the past month have you been on Stage: I try not to
In the past month have you been Dumped: ummm of course not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I fucking wish dude
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't do that shyt anymore
Ever been Drunk: yup, but I hold my own nigga
Ever been called a Tease: All the ficking time
Ever been Beaten up: not relle...Im a lova not a fighta
Ever Shoplifted: of course...who hasn't (thanks sloppys for the chucks and laces!!!)
How do you want to Die: Asleep in the arms of my love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Spanish Teacher/Portuguese Instructor
What country would you most like to Visit: OMG don't get me started....Portugal or Brasil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: boys...short and girls doesn't matter
Height: taller than me for guys...and for girls doesn't matter
Weight: average...w/ meat
Best Clothing Style: indie...punk...hipster
Number of Drugs I have taken: UNO
Number of CDs I own: I wouldn't be able to tell you
Number of Piercings: four
Number of Tattoos: zip (0)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything...as everything happens for a reason

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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