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Twig Davidian

Cunning Stunt

About Me

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children... This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
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My Interests

Hearing about your day. Falling asleep quickly. Waking up early and then going back to sleep. Coffee and cigarettes. Alcohol and intimacy. Seeing local news anchors around town and acting either really rude or super star-struck depending on my mood. Driving with a sense of self-importance and infallibility. Petting the one-eyed kitten. Watching TV without commercials. Pointing out what W did wrong today. Pasta stuffed with something. Keeping a mental list of music for my wedding. NPR. Quoting stuff I think is meaningful but really isn't when delivered second-hand. Running an interior narrative of my life i.e. Christmas Story & Wonder Years. Kashmir, Seviche and Jack Frys. Drawing up detailed budgets and abandoning them quickly. Cahoots, Outlook, Highland Tap Room & Hideaway. Traveling the world. Checking you out.

I'd like to meet:

People who love America and want to protect it from the psychopathic cowboy.
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Music:

Marvin Gaye, Led Zeppelin, Prince, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sade, Rondo Sterling, Al Green, Snoop Dogg, The Doors, Shakira, The Beatles, Talib Kweli, U2, The Roots, Rolling Stones, Tribe Called Quest, Simon & Garfunkle, Bach, De La Soul, Herbie Hancock, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Time, Keith Jarrett, Wu Tang Clan, Manu Chao, Beethoven, Buena Vista Social Club, Ice Cube, Weezer, Soundgarden, Depeche Mode, The Police, Kool Keith, James Brown, Michael Jackson, Madonna, The Clash, The Cure, Nirvana, Public Enemy, Lou Reed, Pharcyde, Stevie Wonder, Duke Ellington, Elton John

Movies:

Fist of Legend, Spirited Away, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Moulin Rouge, The Grudge, LOTR, Transformers, A Streetcar Name Desire, Anchorman, American Beauty, On the Waterfront, Seven Samurai, Old School, Batman, The Hustler, Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Television:

The Office, 30 Rock, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, SNL, DBZ, Sealab 2021, Boston Legal, Discovery Channel

Books:

Wigfield, Sirens of Titan, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Glamorama, Lies and Lying Liars Who Tell Them, America, You Shall Know Our Velocity, LOTR, 1984, Harry Potter, Bushwacked, A Farewell to Arms

Heroes:

Abe Lincoln, Bill Walton, FDR, Gandhi, Kurt Vonnegutt, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Colbert, Optimus Prime

My Blog

Letter of Intent

So this year I applied to grad school.  It's a long grueling process of application fees and ego-stroking of the literati.  I don't recommend it.  As it stands now, I'm going to be eith...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

A pounce of your finest kittens, please

I've always found the collective singles for animals to be entertaining, so rather than make my own blog I thought I'd respond to Thacker's demands with a list of the more interesting ones. ...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

Lollapalooza

I went to Lollapalooza in Chicago for Aug 4-6. It was in Grant Park Over the course of 3 days we saw a lot of bands and drank a lot of $5 beers. Once again my fellow adventurers, the delectably...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

Cafe Iberico

While in Chicago last weekend we went to Cafe Iberico, a tapas bar on Friday night. We enjoyed ourselves so much we returned on Sunday night for more sangria and tapas. We started with a pitcher...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:33:00 PST

Did I Tell You I Went To China?

There were a number of memorable and strange things about China.  Perhaps the most obvious one was how obviously I stuck out there.  Being tall and white I was something of an anomaly there....
Posted by Twig Davidian on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

Chuck Norris Celebration

a compilation of classics with some originals And now some random facts about Chuck Norris... -"Guns, Germs & Steel" are actually just nicknames for Chuck Norris. -Homosexuality is not choice...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST

Can Rove Get the Chair?

from Al Franken's new bestseller "The Truth...with Jokes" Although I didn't know it at the time, the stories I recounted in Lies about Rove bugging his own office in order to cast suspicion on his cli...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:24:00 PST

Science stole my girlfriend

The controversy that originated in a Green Bay, Wisconsin high school classroom has reached the national stage. It began with the psychology class of Frederick Logan, a teacher of 8 years, that covere...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:11:00 PST

Names Considered but Ultimately Rejected for My Penis

The Stickler Shy Turtle Pokemon Shame Rod Ice-breaker Tiffany Deus ex khaki One-eyed kitten Junk Male Flesh crayon Puddle-maker Rises with Sun French Motorist Orthanc Professor Snape Plan B Spicy Salm...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:14:00 PST

My thoughts as I leave Heine Bros

  Eight fucking dollars for a coffee and a panini?  Is it weird to eat something that sounds like a girl's pet name for her vagina?  Do a lot of girls name their stuff?  I haven't ...
Posted by Twig Davidian on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:03:00 PST