6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 |
SMART ASS ANSWER #6:
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or No," she ...
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST |
God & the Blonde |
A blonde was drinving down the street, in a panic becuase she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you ...
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST |
random thought.... |
How can people say they "know" me if i don't even "know" myself...
give me time to figure myself out before coming to me saying i "know" you...
don't get me wrong i love all my friends,....
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST |
mmmmmmk.... |
(All in accents.... =D)
-"At night the sporks pick on me."
-"Ahhh... we meet again."
-"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing."
funny times at taco bell.... ...
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST |
H=A=H=A... taco bell conversation |
Funny....
Me-- "shit! I don't remember sleeping with an asian man?"
Keshia-- "huh?"
Me-- "well, i guess it teach's me not to buy condoms out of the back of someones truck!"
Love ya Kesh...
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:40:00 PST |
who do you choose? |
What happens when your juggling 50 flaming batons and each one holds a different person you care about, and when you have to let go of one...
who do you choose?...
Posted by I'm a dirty little fun haver!!! :) on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST |
