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I am a Cliché.

My goth name is Velvet Crotch HA.

About Me

I am the son,And the heir,Of a Shyness that is criminally vulgar. My name is Sophie Alice Avalon Slater.I was born and lived in t'Sheffield until I was four.I like to stare at clouds & stars, even if I do look a twat.These "About Me" sections are so self indulgent.I’m easy going and quite nice really.Won’t bother typing out all my bad points :)I'm only fifteen & in year 11.I'm at Whitley High.I laugh at my own jokes.I wish that I'd lived through the sixties and still be young enough to be a punk the first time round.I think it says it lot that almost every sentence begins with "I".If I talk to you, I like you. I really do. "Vanity can easily overtake wisdom, it usually overtakes." I love his photos. "No time for the old in-out love, just came to read the meter."picturesque ©

My Interests

Things I like are Gigs; but I'm growing out of the YM it's only fun when one is trashed. This usually goes hand in hand with making an arse out of meself on the dancefloor. I love cigarettes & fucking great songs & kisses & being pretentious now and again. Listening to music; decent music. Reading. Lots. Playing bass (badly). Art. Shopping in Newcastle. Films - British New Wave anyone? Tynemouth Market on a Sunday morning. English & History. Thinking, yet I've been told quite a few times that I think too much. Tynemouth in general. Sometimes I even mildly enjoy school. My mates are well hardcore.This week's obsessions are: the Russian language; the Smiths; English Lit; a book about the sixties I'm reading.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

MusicI like my 70s Punk.Psycadelia.Britpop. & all that influenced it.Bands I've Seen
My guitar weilding favourites at the minute would have to be, The Smiths, Gogol Bordello, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division and The Buzzcocks.

Movies:

FilmsGritty, surreal films focused on extremely good looking closet romantic anti-heroes of the nineties (preferably with substance addiction) please.

Television:

Telly

Books:

Paperbacks & Hardbacks

Heroes:

Why wasn't I born as any of these? Artists

My Blog

Song gives me the shivers

This song gives me the shivers. The Smiths How soon is now. I am the sonAnd the heirOf a shyness that is criminally vulgarI am the son and heirOf nothing in particularYou shut your mouthHow can you sa...
Posted by Real horrorshow it was. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

Vagina Spek-tor

"And people make you nervousYou'd think the world is ending,And everybody's features have somehow started blendingAnd everything is plastic,And everyone's sarcastic,And all your food is frozen,It need...
Posted by Real horrorshow it was. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

memories

Memoriessss If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. ...
Posted by Real horrorshow it was. on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:06:00 PST