I'm Black Beard from Pirate 95.9. Yup...that about sums it up.
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If you really want to know me you will just have to contact me and ask or just read the following about me:
Black Beard loves drinking hot green tea
Black Beard often desires crab legs
Black Beard desperately needs a housekeeper
Black Beard prefers boxers to briefs and boxer briefs to
boxers
Black Beard sleeps a lot
Black Beard has been known to hibernate at least once a week
Black Beard 's typical bedtime is 10:30 a.m.
Black Beard ideally likes to wake up at on his own merit
Black Beard keeps his checkbook balanced
Black Beard loathes having to get up early
Black Beard always returns text messages... eventually
Black Beard says what he means, and means what he says
Black Beard throws in strange movie quotes into almost all
his conversations
Black Beard usually exceeds the speed limit
Black Beard has had his driver’s license suspended 5 times
Black Beard drove/moved to Florida while on a suspended license
Black Beard understands why people say MySpace is addictive
Black Beard 's favorite college sports team is University of Wisconsin Badgers
Black Beard 's favorite number is nine
Black Beard prefers Pepsi over Coke
Black Beard always orders his steak and hamburgers cooked medium
Black Beard is a fan of Pad Thai
Black Beard absolutely hates and despises mustard
Black Beard hates when people talk to him after eating olives
Black Beard has never hung the phone up during a conversation
Black Beard is known to enjoy high amounts of cheetos
Black Beard’s all time favorite soda is Hi-C Orange Soda from McDonalds
Black Beard can usually be found at various Wal-Marts at 3-4 am
Black Beard is a typical Wisconsinite in the fact that he has a huge love for cheese
Black Beard’s top 4 front teeth are fake
Black Beard has had over 100 stitches in the since 1994
Black Beard is surprising smart when it comes to Science
Black Beard still has the Periodatical Table memorized
Black Beard does not know his Times Table
Black Beard has an incredibly high pain tolerance
Black Beard will fight for any of his friends
Black Beard is incredibly loyal
Black Beard technically shouldn’t have graduated High School
Black Beard was kicked out of the first college he attended (Fox Valley Technical College)
Black Beard like referring to himself in the 3rd person
Black Beard wonders if it’s possible to refer to himself in the 4th person
Black Beard has invented a wrestling move called “The Sober Effectâ€
Black Beard is waiting for someone to act stupid towards him so he can use “The Sober Effectâ€
Black Beard enjoys ham
Black Beard enjoys Taco Bell at anytime of day or night
Black Beard wonders if he is coming off as a pretentious prick by writing all these facts about him
Black Beard enjoys stuff
Black Beard is actually a lot smarter then he lets off
Black Beard is very shy
Black Beard is very quiet and wont talk much until he gets to know someone better
Black Beard finds at least a dollar bill on the ground every few months
Black Beard’s beard is naturally black
Black Beard’s natural hair color is very dark brown
Black Beard has never had a cavity
Black Beard’s goal is to be a Voice Actor
Black Beard can make anyone laugh…if he wants to
Black Beard is very OCD about locked doors
Black Beard all time favorite b-day gifts have been from his sister
Black Beard hates Hulk Hogan
Black Beard only needs to watch a movie a few times before having it memorized in full
Black Beard is a Star Wars nerd
Black Beard is X-Men nerd
Black Beard is a Pro-Wrestling nerd
Black Beard likes a lot of different kinds of music
Black Beard jokes around more then being serious
Black Beard is unsure what else he can tell you about himself
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