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Hubert

About Me

What's there to say? I'm cute and cuddly. I guarentee that once you pick me up you won't be able to willfully put me down. Yeah, I'm THAT good ;)

My Interests

Tickling, tossing, rolling, bouncing, and cuddling. You know how I roll. I suppose I also enjoy arts and crafts, tattoos, and yoga.

I'd like to meet:

You know balls of yarn, bouncy balls, anyone who bounces really. I used to be quite the bouncer before I was deflated, but don't worry, that hasn't affected my performance one bit. Human chicks treat me very well, so I don't discriminate. Really I'm open to anyone looking for a good bouncing, cuddling, or toss off. I HATE STRETCHING. Bad memories...

Music:

The good stuff, you know? Tom Jones, the Bee Gees, Barry White, and Cher.

Movies:

I don't like watching movies really, I just like making them.

Television:

My stupid "room mate" (he's more like a slave than anything else) has an allergy to bad programming, which most T.V. is full of, so we don't get cable.

Books:

The Bible, but that's just to fool everyone into thinking I'm not a kinky son of a bitch.

Heroes:

Well if I were someone else, I'd be their hero, so I don't really think it's in my best interest to lower my stature by admiring others. I mean, I'm only a six inches tall anyway, but great things come in small packages, and I've got it where it counts.