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it makes my pants feel tight

WHAT THE FRACK!?

About Me

I'm shy most of the time, (unless i know that the chances of seeing you again are slim to none) then i'm all out and open. there's many things about me that i can't discribe so i'll leave that for you explore into.see what my xbox 360 says about me http://www.360voice.com/blog.asp?tag=matteo716
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt... but Kai and Matteo work too.. i also go by the name of fire crotch
Birthday: 7-16-1985
Birthplace: Some hospital probly
Current Location: the garage now.... but soon enough my own apartment (i hope)
Eye Color: im told its blue...
Hair Color: dunno. depneds on the lighting
Height: 69inches ;)
Right Handed or Left Handed: i write with my right, but i do almost everything else with my left
Your Heritage: irish, german, dutch (my mom told me)
The Shoes You Wore Today: my green flipflops
Your Weakness: i get jealious really easy.... and yeah...
Your Fears: ....
Your Perfect Pizza: big, with chicken and peperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my money problems fixed and a place of my own
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, dude!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "what the hell..."
Your Best Physical Feature: im told i have a nice ass... but that same girl likes my eyes too ;)
Your Bedtime: umm lately about 6pmish....
Your Most Missed Memory: being on the top bunk of the bunk beds
Pepsi or Coke: 7up
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: dunno..... they each have advantages
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: dont have too, everyone else i know does....
Do you Swear: shit man... im trying to fucking stop....
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice :p
Have you Been in Love: yeah,.... and am now!
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: hell yeah
Do you belive in yourself: not really...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no
Are you a Health Freak: i think i may be turning into one... *gasps*
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: no.. but i have very nimble fingers anyways
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sorta
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes O:)
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah.... in my time maybe around $4000 worth of useless stuff.... i had it real bad....
How do you want to Die: i dont have to worry about that... (long story)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN!!!!!!!!! WANNA LIVE THERE WITH MY BOOBOOS!!!!!!!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as their on me..... its all good
Favourite Hair Color: redish
Short or Long Hair: depends on the style.... even bald can be beautiful
Height: shorter then me is all i ask
Weight: its not how much, its how you got it...
Best Clothing Style: it depends
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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My Interests

writing my poems, and short stories (that i never seem to finish) i like to drive around just for the hell of it (which is why i never have any money) and i love reading. i'm very sensitve..... dont ever forget that.
Which Final Fantasy Guy are you?

I'd like to meet:

This girl i keep dreaming about..... i think it happened.....

Music:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:

the stand, the blue lagoon, 10 things i hate about you, the fifth element... .yeah i love lots of movies....

Books:

i have over 200 in my collection... there is nothing i won't read..... so yeah... gimmie

Heroes:

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My Blog

the jeep...

well i just put neon led lights on the jeep, it looks kick ass now, next up is interior lighting and more frontal lights for when i work at night (and if all goes well ill be makeing over $800 a week ...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

new phone

im getting a new phone soon, the sony W600i its kick ass, dunno if im gonna change the number or not... if i do... and i want you to know i'll give you a call... if not... then yeah.. figure it out
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

beach fun

well went to clearwater yesterday had a blast (would have liked to stay longer but some time is better then no time) and was stephanies first time on a gulf coast beach. she said she had a lot of too ...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

o god god...

what is up with all the damn "post this again or else" bullitens? i think thye fucking suck man.....  yeah i'll admit some are cute now and then but the better half are "u have *blank* minutes to...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:53:00 PST

the big plan!

ok everyone, heres the idea... *drum roll* i plan to move out on my own *waits for the shocked gasps to end* sometime by august (the latest december) i wil have all my bills taken care of by my birthd...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST

my dreams...

well..... i've had some very intense dreams lately... ranging from combat situations in war zones to holding my girlfriend in my bed with her half naked. the war dreams are almost like a video game.. ...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:16:00 PST

yeah... make room peoples i got a lot to say.....

why is it so bad to date an ex's friend? i mean what if 2 people meet each other and get together then the guy or girl introduces their "signifigant" other to their closest friend only to find out tha...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:23:00 PST

me of course ;)

i've been losing weight like crazy and do you know why? no? damn... i was hopeing you could tell me ;) lol i think its cause i have the 2 jobs now (neither are very stressful) and that im happy about ...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:29:00 PST

something new..... and hopefully she knows.....?

i hold her tightly,afraid to let her leave.my heart beats franticly,where would i be without her.she taught me so much,how can i thank her.words just arn't enough,i say with a final plea.i know what h...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:35:00 PST

another new poem....

Time in Peace.   Time flows freely in this world, Never ending, never stopping. Like the tide of a vast ocean, Always flowing, for all eternity.   Love on earth, heart and soul, The passion...
Posted by it makes my pants feel tight on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:06:00 PST