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**iT's bLOwiN' uP**

if i'm unconscious, i'm unconscious...what am i supposed to do about it?

About Me

The most important thing you should know about me is that I FUCKING ROCK at driving with my knee. I'm pretty much like the best knee-driver ever...and I challenge anyone to prove otherwise...seriously...BRING IT! Knee-driving is a craze that is quickly sweeping my nation...I am Kristyn, and I am part German, Swedish, Norwegian, Irish and French, sort of a virtual United Nations.

My Interests

snowboarding, rock climbing, concerts, my dog, bud light, netflix, jimmy johns beach club, tacos guayamas vegetarian tacos, gin and tonics, skittles, shakes, the san juan islands, vancouver bc, hefeweizen, traveling (although i haven't done much of it), licorice, cubbies, peanut butter banana smoothies from world wraps, zoopa, dos reales mexican food in champaign, my annual halloween party, payday, writing poetry, my ipod named chowda, google searches, campfires, buttery onions, lucky jeans, shoes, meeting new people, da bears, take 5 bar, dick's deluxe burgers, aleve cold & sinus, 92.5 after work, laughing at people and sometimes with them, cheap claires jewelry, blow pops, calling bartenders "barkeep", browsing, running with my dog around greenlake, texting, bottled water, hand sanitizer, salsa, owls, cheese, driving through clouds in the mountains, the expansiveness of the ocean, kites, greasy food when i'm hungover, throwin' up m-dub handsigns, soup from pcc, diet coke, phyll my philodendron, sarcasm

I'd like to meet:

Thurman Merman, Dr. Crentist, Captain Sobriety, Lenny, Johnny Coyote, You

Music:

rock, jam bands, old school hip hop/rap, indie female soul

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Pieces of April, Big Lebowski, Breakfast Club, A Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Stand by Me, Best Laid Plans, Boondock Saints, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talledega Nights, Outside Providence, Thumbsucker, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

the office, scrubs, athf, jeopardy, wheel of fortune, seinfeld, family guy, law and order reruns, 30 rock, sopranos, entourage, planet earth, the daily show

Books:

What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through the Fire by Bukowski, Nickel and Dimed by Ehrenreich, The Dharma Bums by Kerouac, Go Ask Alice by Anonymous, Love is a Dog from Hell by Bukowski, Dry and Magical Thinking by Burroughs, Killing Yourself to Live by Klosterman

Heroes:

My father

My Blog

my obit...

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

blast from the past...

You see, the 'S' is for super, and the 'U' is for uniqueThe 'P' is for perfection and you know that we are freaksThe 'E' is for exotic, and the 'R' is for rapsSo tell those nosy people just to stay th...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

empty cans...

The end of the something i did not want to end, Begining of hard times to come. But something that was not meant to be is done, And this is the start of what was. -The Streets (aka lyrical geniuses)...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST

another entry in the "why my job is better than yours" diary...

because today i had to stand at someone's door and watch him take a shower for exactly 20 minutes...including instructing him to clean thoroughly under his ball sack.  you see, this gentlemen has...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

it's like that and as a matter of fact...

in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders...thes...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

why my job is better than yours...

Because this is an infraction I wrote, and all of this happened before 8:30 am....that's right, bitches...how many of you are spoken to this way EVER at work? Let alone at the butt-crack of dawn... On...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

a lil somethin somethin the officers wrote at work...

11 Reasons Chuck Norris Rocks   1.  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.  Ever. 2.  Chuck Norris does not sleep.  He waits. 3.  Most people have 2...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under.

That's when the whores come in. Excuse me, what was that? Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore. Whores running arou...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

going, going...

to Peru in 4 days!!!!!!!!  hell to the muthafuckin' yeah!!!!  here we come, llamas!!!!!!  watch your backs!!!  if you are reading this and have ever been there...give me some trav...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

Joel, you wanna know something?

Every now and then, say "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom.  Freedom bring opportunity.  Opportunity makes your future. So how're we doin'? Looks like University of Illinois!...
Posted by **iT's bLOwiN' uP** on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:44:00 PST