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Inspector Mike HRG

so what so what so what you boring little cunt

About Me

who cares? who cares?
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

alcoholism, music
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: mike
Birthday: 3-21-8-0
Birthplace: louisville,ky
Current Location: smoketown
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: north paw
Your Heritage: scottish,irish,welsh,german, english,cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: none actually
Your Weakness: persons of opposing chromosomes
Your Fears: this is it
Your Perfect Pizza: any one that i make
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: all that i didn't last year and that year before...etc
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: ink i guess
Your Bedtime: ?
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it i couldn't miss it
Pepsi or Coke: coke bitch
McDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: superman
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no you can't "bum" one
Do you Swear: by the moon and the stars in the sky
Do you Sing: backup
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: i had thought so
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: maybe when really drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: back in 85 hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: yeah sure uh huh
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom who is my dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: not much better
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does now count
In the past month have you Smoked: few minutes from now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no. but that might help
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does the bar count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, i need new chucks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never in my life,not to mention oreo's don't come in a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I LOVE ME SOME DEAD FISH
In the past month have you been on Stage: sadly not
In the past month have you been Dumped: i don't think so
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: been awhile
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not in a long time
Ever been Drunk: more often than not
Ever been called a Tease: yeah but she got some later
Ever been Beaten up: jumped yes :fair fight no
Ever Shoplifted: not in a couple years
How do you want to Die: asap
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mechanic
What country would you most like to Visit: uk
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: what superficial questions
Height: see above
Weight: okay the answer 2 questions up
Best Clothing Style: black
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2-3 long time ago
Number of CDs I own: 3 hundred something
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 15
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

not you ..

Music:

101'ers,7 seconds, 999, ac/dc, adicts, adverts, agent orange, alice cooper, angelic upstarts, angry samoans, anti-nowhere league, apocalypse hoboken, b -52s, bad brains, beach boys, beatles, black flag, blangk,blondie,buddy holly, buzzcocks, c average, cars, ccr, cherub scourge, chuck berry, circle jerks, clash, cocksparrer, cretins, damned, danzig, dead boys, dead city rejects, dead kennedys, descendents, despair, dick dale, dictators, digger, dwarves, eddie cochran, electric eel shock, elliott, elvis, elvis costello, endpoint, evergreen, exploited, falling forward, fear, flogging molly, g.b.h., gamits, generation x, george jones,germs, gravyboat, green day, guilt, guns n' roses, haircuts that hurt, hank iii, hank jr., hank sr., hasil adkins, hedge, hollywood brats, hopscotch army, husker du, iggy and the stooges, joey ramone, john carney army,johnny cash, johnny thunders, kinghorse, left out, libertine, link wray, lynnwoods, marky ramone, metroschifter,murder city devils, new york dolls, nofx, operation ivy, pinhead gunpowder,pistolwhip, plan z,poison, queers, radio birdman, ramones, retreads, revenants,reverend horton heat, rezillos, riverdales, roy orbison, samhain, screeching weasel, sex pistols, sham 69, skam impaired, sloppy seconds, slugger city, snapcase, social distortion, solution unknown, sonics, specials, stranglers, strife, subhumans, suburban lawns, sunny day real estate, sunspring, supersuckers, t.s.o.l., thaedra, thin lizzy, turbonegro, urinal mints, vandals, velvet underground, vibrators, vice squad,violent femmes, willie nelson, x, x ray spex, youth brigade

Movies:

vincent price

Television:

history channel food network

Books:

they were stolen, asshole! thanks alot for bringing that up.

Heroes:

gi joes

My Blog

All-Time Top Ten Video Games

1. Rockband2. Doctor Mario(Nes)3. Metal Gear: Solid Snake(Nes)4. Castlevania II(Nes)5. Tetris(Nes)6. Contra(Nes)7. Jeopardy(PS)8. Space Invaders(Atari)9. NBA JAM(Genesis)10. Grand Theft Auto: San Andr...
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

Its such a perfect day...

    I got re-promted to Assistant Manager(salaried) and  I beat Rockband...woo-hoo. ...you keep me hangin' on you just keep me hangin' on.
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:47:00 PST

halloween is gay

so this dumbass day used to be real depressing like christmas but with better decor. however this year i have transcended most of the dumb shit that makes me sad, stepped into a higher plane and worke...
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

dum dum dee dum

so september 23rd was a milestone a full year of celibacy. never been better
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:08:00 PST

goodbye soulspot hello chicago

so it has been made painfullly obvious that one must either sell-out or become a hippie to atain happiness in life. papa john's is opening stores in chicago and are reassembling the traing team. I sha...
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

happy anniversary

to me..happy anniversary to me
Posted by Inspector Mike HRG on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST