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Jaegrspeed

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About Me

Me? Well, let's see....I'm 30, I believe in Anarchy and hate MOST politicians. I'm usually lost in my fucking head and rarely at peace with anything. Some people say I have a bad attitude, but hey, FUCK THEM. I like to race Mustangs, and I think anyone that drives a euro also likes cock. My girlfriend and I fight more than we talk, and according to her, it's most always my fault. I'm a synic by nature, and I tend to become nauseated by people and their bullshit. I can't stand artsy pricks or chics that think they're 'soooo deep'. I have very little patience for stupidity, and religious hypocrites make me wanna choke someone. I believe in God, but I'm not particulary religious, and I think most people that say they're religious are going to hell for being blasphemers. I think any girl that has a tattoo on her lower back but says she's not a whore is a fukn liar, and yes, I've told a few that. ( OK- In all fairness, not ALL girls, but a big part ) I love gettn' tattoos, but NO, I won't let your scumbag friend who tatts out of his mom's house to put ink in my skin. That shit is for white-trash and prison inmates. I'm for shooting motherfuckers behind the courthouse, and I think vigilantiism is under-rated. If the cops won't help you, help yourself. Nothing instills fear in someone trying to take your shit like the thought of having their brains pushed out a dime size hole in the back of their head. There. That enough info for ya'?
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My Interests

I like to rebuild Mustangs, the faster the better........ I have one that's almost done, and another being prepped for a turbo-charged 351ci Windsor. Besides that, I love to write, I find it helps get out what most people try and keep in. I recently started writing lyrics, and w/ the help of some friends we're working them into some of their bands stuff...We'll see what happens there.....Besides that, I like hitt'n the gym and just hang'n out with my pot-head buddies. I guess you could say I'm into the darker side of sex....ya' know, bondage, chains, racks and the like....women that just lay there bore the piss outta' me. If thats all sex was supposed to feel like, why not just jerk-off and save the money you would spend on buying her dinner? What else....hmm. Oh yey, I've always felt an innate urge to kill at least asshole before I die. God knows the world is full of douche-bag fuckwads who are just taking up space and would be better off dead. Sure, killing is wrong, but it doesn't stop them. So, if someone is reading this and thinks I just made myself a suspect, allow me to put your mind at ease. I've been planning it for 13 years...I won't get caught. In essence...I'm probably not the white boy you wanna fuck with...lmao. I have a twisted imagination and a sicker predisposition to following through. Besides that I love puppy breath and long walks on the beach...preferably a beach not littered with hypodermic needles and jelly-fish.

I'd like to meet:

Winston Churchill. (yes, I know he's dead).....and John Fogerty. I'll have to come back to this one, cuz I know there's more.....Oh yey, myself; in my early 20's, so I could beat some fukn' sense into me.....Oh wait....the girl that my girlfriend will actually agree to have a 3-way with. If you think your her, hit me up....I'm dying to meet you.

Music:

The Clash, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Dead Kennedys, Drop Kick Murphy's, Pennywise, NOFX, Millencolin, Operation Ivy, Authority Zero, The Vandals, Rancid, H2o, basically old-skool and some new punk, lately some blues and Oldies....Can't forget the ska...Goldfinger, Less than Jake.....How could I forget one of the greatest bands of all time...Bad Religion. If I'm in the mood, sometimes the sound of Blue Whales humping is actually relaxing, and of course....any soundtrack to a really nasty lesbian porn movie is always a good thing.

Movies:

Das Boot, The Bridge...(Old WW2 movies)....Seven..one of my favorites, let's see....Momento...The Machinist....U GOTTA SEE 'Salvage'....trust me homies...just watch it....Also, Requiem for a dream, and of course, my all time favorite...Jacobs Ladder....

Television:

When I do watch it, Deadliest Catch, Ice Road truckers, The 1st 48 on A&E and once in a while I might indulge in some CSI.... Besides that, porn and kung-fu movies. Oh, if anyone is intristed in making a kung-fu movie with lots of porn, hit me up....I'll work on the set for free....

Books:

Sniper-One shot.One kill. About this Marine sniper in Nam.....Phantoms in the brain, it's about all these various mental ailments and how they affect the lives of their hosts....Fukn freaky. Let's see, what else........I like to read shampoo bottles in the shower, and sometimes I read the newspaper when I'm in a good mood and need to be brought down a notch..

Heroes:

King Leonidas...that's one haaaard-core Greek, buddies!! Being serious....my Dad....After years of fighting, he finally kicked the demon....Congratulations Pops!! ....And my grandfather....both men of character I'm proud to be related to.... Besides that, anyone who is sick and tired of seeing this country being handed over to a bunch of non-english speaking motherfuckers who only want to come here to mooch off us. Yey, you can say I'm prejudiced, and I am....so FUCK YOU. If you have so much love for 'em....let 'em stay at your house and you can pay my portion of the taxes it takes to support them and their 15 relatives. Oh, not such a good idea now, is it?Less Than Jake - The Science of Selling Yourself Short
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My Blog

Aww...people got offended......like I fucking care.

Is threatening to propegate more attacks on American intrists all over the world. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THAT FUCKING SAND-MOOK IS STILL BREATHING?? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, ALL OUR POWER, AND WE CAN...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:12:00 PST

Some weed fact-age....

I can sympathize with those who lobby for Marijuana to be legalized, I too belong to NORML and do what I can. However, and I have been guilty of believing this as well.....The myth that no-one has eve...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:43:00 PST

My take on politics.

Does anyone actually believe that if Obama gets elected, that he'll live to see the end of his first term?You can say I'm a racist, but the truth of the matter is this.......this country has turned in...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:43:00 PST

Pussies with rifles...splendid.

I think the main problem with kids today is the fact that there is no accountability anymore. When I was young, cause equalled effect. Fucked up= beating. Period.There was no 'mediation' or time to di...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:21:00 PST

Just go the fuk home......

...The chic at the party who deems it necessary to be the fukn 'moral-police' and dictate what is offensive and not to be talked about.........Lets get one thing straight.......I answer to ONE woman, ...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST

Instant asshole....Just add alcohol.

So here I am, feeling shitty about some things I did last week after drinking entirely waaay too much Wild Turkey and about 13 Guinness'.  I basically managed to alienate my friends and create an...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:14:00 PST

My radio-bitch fest.

Is it just me, or is EVERY single song on the radio a whiney fukn bitch-boy complaining about some skank he loved and lost? OR...it's some ghetto-fabulous no-talent having shit-bag repeating the same ...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:37:00 PST

Joke Contest Winner- Seriously sick shit. You've been warned.

Well here it is....the sickest fucking joke I have ever heard in my entire life. Bad enough to beat out at least 60 other possibilities.......Q- How do you make a six year-old girl cry twice?A- Wipe t...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST

This is the war on terror?????

Making someone like me need 13 forms of ID, a stool sample, sexual history and a note from my mom just to get a fukn drivers license? All because some Islamo-facist cock-suckers came over here and exp...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

Hindsight saves lives.

  Crazy how shit can change from day to day.  It's those split-second decisions, the ones we usually pay no mind to that can destroy us.   Funny how I still can be so sick with limited ...
Posted by Jaegrspeed on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST