i love you |
official new york summers start during the first steamy thunderstorm when the walgreens in union square sells out of umbrellas. couples argue in the aisles and you silently thank god...some dude in Te...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:55:00 PST |
My first Conan appearance |
I was on to promote my new black-wolf-whitewashed-digitally-modded-disco-juke-70s-angul
ar-basketball shorts-fake foreign revolution-diet Swedish metal-indie rock band, The Coke Hoops. Our new record L...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:07:00 PST |
Peace Tony Basta |
Posted by E to the, esquire on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST |
Arts |
So I walk into this diner I’ve been to a million times before, mostly on weekends, mostly with a hangover, always with someone else. I’m alone for the first time, which is fine. I finally ...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:55:00 PST |
Ted’s Bed |
I pulled forward, early. My flight wouldn't leave for another seven hours, but there was nothing left for me in this town. I parked the car and made small talk with the person handling returns as I un...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:32:00 PST |
Still rad |
American Apparel is run by a pathetic excuse for a human being, so big ups (literally) to whoever did this a few months ago in NYC. I still get a little giddy every time I pass by. P.S. Seriously. Don...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:54:00 PST |
I dont mean to brag and I dont mean to boast |
Kid Capri, De La Soul, Mobb Deep's Prodigy, Run, DMC, EPMD, LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, Biz Markie, M.O.P., Juelz Santana and a bunch of others. Under one roof to benefit Jam Master Jay. I think I finished...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:18:00 PST |
Clearly, I am more hip-hop than you |
Yesterday I kicked back around the conference room table at Universal Records and previewed the new Wu-Tang album. You know, so loud that water bottles rattled, the way hotshot executives do. They're ...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Awards show extravaganza |
Like, oh my god! Is that who I think it is?Pete! Wentz! Spank Rock looking sober.Dude did a terrible set AND got kicked out.Another Illinois representative.Hey...is that...El-Producto! The only man wh...
Posted by E to the, esquire on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:18:00 PST |
I lost my phone |
Please be so kind as to send me your number.Thank you.
Posted by E to the, esquire on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:08:00 PST |
