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Morrissey's chauffeur

The truth is that I miss you

About Me


I'm Jenna.
I love Morrissey more than life.
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"Sweetie-pie,
how I feel in my mind,
and how I live in the world,
they are oceans apart.
I'm depending on you
to see I get safely to
the port where my heart
is too lost to find,
and we'll be there to meet you
when it's your time"

My Interests


Morrissey as he is now, Morrissey as he was 25 years ago, Morrissey pre-Smiths, Morrissey post-Smiths, beauty, wit, darling words, intelligence, philosophy, misanthropy, Manchester, psychology, style, pointy brogues, bona drag, dandyism, thinking, whimsicality, profundity, the idea of success, feminism, innovation, dreams, Woody Allen, London, my heroes, second-hand clothes from Camden, buying things, Elizabeth Smart and Dorothy Parker's books, uniqueness, humour, standing apart, live music, middle-aged men, animal rights, satin, the English language, wearing white socks, the 19-haties, diary-keeping, people with glasses and squint eyes, snobbery, falsetto voices, and self, self, self.

I'd like to meet:

That man who saved me
[namely Morrissey]."I'll see you somewhere, I'll see you sometime, darling"

Music:

"Sing to me. I don't want to wake up on my own anymore"

Movies:

Carry On:
- Abroad
- Doctor
- Camping
- Spying
- Dick
- Screaming
- Loving
- Henry
- Don't Lose Your Head
- Regardless
- Constable
- Matron

Television:

- Black Books
- Extras
- Trick Of The Mind
- The Office
- The Mighty Boosh
- Green Wing
- Fawlty Towers
- Qi

Books:

- The Kenneth Williams Diaries
- By Grand Central Station I Sat Down And Wept
- Moab Is My Washpot

Heroes:



My Blog

Manfester (pics inside!)

Being as desperately infatuated with Morrissey as I am, last week I took two days out of my busy, unemployed schedule to have a decent look around Mozchester :) On the first day, me and my compad...
Posted by Morrissey's chauffeur on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:59:00 PST

You're a girl and I'm a 14-year-old boy

I went to see Sparks live in Glasgow on October 5th 2006. The next day, people were posting reviews of the gig on the Sparks forum, and this is what someone wrote about me: "There was a young lad...
Posted by Morrissey's chauffeur on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

"We are the pretty, petty thieves"

Is it weird to steal pictures off a hot person's profile, and then use them as your desktop image?I only want to know for the sake of internet etiquette. .... I'm keeping them, regardless  ...
Posted by Morrissey's chauffeur on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST