Morgan's Daily Horoscopes (This small tomb must mean that Jesus drove a Mazda Miatta.) |
GENERAL
1) Astonishingly enough, a sinful product of Hollywood has redeemed himself and found God. Oh wait, scratch that. I read it wrong. He hasn't found God, he's found what ...
Posted by Morgan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscopes ("And that's why we all died from Glabal Warming. Any questions?") |
GENERAL
1) I watched the Academy Awards the other night. Over the last couple of years its no secret that the Oscars have been losing viewers mainly because people feel that the ceremony is too ...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Morgan's Not-So-Daily Horoscopes (Rudolph Mussolini?) |
GENERAL
1) New poles have come out showing that Hillary Clinton is 19 points ahead of probable front runner, Senator Barack Obama. This is extremely relevant due to the limited time before the 2...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Morgan's Not-So-Daily Horoscopes (Shhhh, it's Morgan, pretend like you're sleeping.) |
GENERAL
1) Well, it's been a while. It's not that I haven't had the time or urge to write, I just didn't want to............until today. I woke up today and just felt so annoyed with myself.&nbs...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscope (Entrapment, or at the very least distracting) |
GENERAL
1) In a recent interview, Ben Affleck tells People Mag that he understands if the media wish to paint him in a poor light, but he will do everything he can to protect the privacy of his new-bo...
Posted by Morgan on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscope (You think you know?) |
GENERAL
1) In the year 2100, some old Iraqi man in some rocking chair is going to tell his grandchildren of the war in Iraq.
"About 100 years ago we were invaded. During the i...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscopes (Who the meow are you?) |
GENERAL
1) A new study has been done on aging cats which has validated scientists suspicions that some cats indeed suffer from Alzheimer's disease. Now, scientists are trying to develop a medica...
Posted by Morgan on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscopes (Make that two) |
GENERAL
1) God, Mondays suck so bad sometimes. I could tell when I woke up today that lunch was going to be the most exciting thing that I had to look forward to. So, as imagine...
Posted by Morgan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscopes (That's not a groundhog, and that's not a shadow) |
GENERAL
1) December is finally here. The birds are gone, the wreathes are up, the spirit of giving is here, and of course Britney Spears' beaver has come out to see if it can't catch a glimpse o...
Posted by Morgan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST |
Morgan's Daily Horoscopes (John Madden says his pumps don't fit right)) |
GENERAL
1) Danny DeVito was hammered on the View yesterday morning. The midget actor admitted that he knew he had one too many drinks when he found himself calculating how many more drinks...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST |
