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Marvin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello. My name's Marvin and my life sucks. I'm Cursed and all, but maybe one day, I can break the curse of this sucky old life of mine. I can't "choose" my destiny or future like the rest of humanity can. But whatever; that's fate. My life's Theme Song is "Rock Bottom" by Eminem. Incidently enough, it's also the name of my life's TV series.I'm a 21 year old male, who was raised in America's Worst City. Right now, I go to school. I'm short (5'11") and I try to work out sometimes. But, y'know, it doesn't really work out. I guess it'll be a while before I look like Dave Batista, huh?I guess I like TV, Movies, Professional Wrestling, Comics, and other exaggerated works of fiction. I've lived such a life, I've always thought I could be a good Fiction Writer out in Hollywood. If only dreams were One Dollar bills, though. I have a good memory. My IQ's 145 (low, I know). Oh, and I'm clairvoyant. Did I forget that?I work in Community College as a desk jockey, while attending the school to one day enter my dream career in TV. I just wish I was more physically "TV friendly."My favorite thing in the world is women. Too bad most of them think I'm unattractive and not in their league. My true life's goal would be to meet that special girl out there one day... and have a family and kids and everything like that. That's so stupid, isn't it? I'm an unique individual unlike anyone else here on this entire site, but I guess that's redundant.I just got a new cell phone, which almost makes me a hypocrite being I hate them so much, but you can reach me at Two-Six-Seven-Nine-Seven-Two-Three-One-One-Two[Philadelphia, Pa] if you ever wanted to. Just tell me that you're from MySpace first, or else you'd come off like a stalker. But I guess that'd be a step up for me. I'd love to have a Stalker relationship. Oh yeah, and read my Blog. No, it's good, though. Read it.

My Interests

Television Shows. And movies.The hilarious art of Sports Entertainment. Namely, the World Wrestling Entertainment or WWE.Movies and Comic Books.Physical Activities, such as Martial Arts, Boxing, and Bicycling, all of which are important to me, so I don't end up being fat, like everyone else. I hate going to the gym, but I got to, you know?And last, but certainly not least, Women. Especially, the tall ones. The taller, the better. Attractiveness counts too, but not by that much. Personality is more vital.

I'd like to meet:

I'm willing to meet anyone as long as they aren't Ghetto and/or sleep around and have like three kids before they're even 21.Other than that, I'll friend-accept anyone. Not to be conceited or anything, but I'm just Ghetto-Intolerant. I also don't approve of teen pregnancy or half-assed parenting. It's tough being an Olive Garden in a Mickey D's world, but I just really don't like unintelligent, unmotivated people.

Music:

Don't have a favorite type of music. I listen to whatever sounds good. So I guess my taste is "eclectic?" I guess some of my music would be Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Llinkin Park, Killswitch Engage, U2, The Killers, Saliva, Three Doors Down, Audioslave, Breaking Benjamin, Finger Eleven, Every Time I Die, Paramore, He Is Legend, Panic! At The Disco, and some more stuff I can't think of right now.

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies, with my favorite being of the Science Fiction or Superhero genre. I also enjoy Comedy, Action, and sometimes Suspense. If I had to choose a favorite, then I guess I'd have to say Spider Man/Spider Man II. Also, the X-Men series.

Television:

Top of the list: WWE Monday Night RAW! Also: The Office, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Seinfeld, Smallville (yes, I admit it! I watch it!), Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Drawn Together. And Friday Night Smackdown, but only because Friday nights suck.

Books:

I enjoy most books, as long as they hold my Interest. One series I really should get around to is the "Lord Of The Rings" books, even though I never seen any of the movies, either. But people say they're really good, so maybe. I know I won't be getting into any of that Harry Potter junk, though. That's too stupid for my tastes.

Heroes:

Bill Maher, Dr. Cox from "Scrubs", and Marv from "Sin City." They're all my role models.

My Blog

Im The King of Losers; an Epsilon Plus

I'm such a fucking loser. For real. A real dipshit. I'm like David Spade, Jeremy Piven, and Colin Farrell, rolled into one. And without the money. I'm short, ugly, poor, and no one likes me. I'm like...
Posted by Marvin on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:28:00 PST

Marvin Powell FINALLY gets to host Saturday Night Live!

This week, I (finally!) host Saturday Night Live, with music from Leona Lewis. I know I won't be able to out do Steve Carrell and Buckcherry from last week, but oh, will I try! Saturday Night Live - ...
Posted by Marvin on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

"Speed Racer" Bombs at the Box Office

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! This is even greater news since the return of American Gladiators. You know, I tried to audition for that show? They said I was "too big." That I "could've been a Gladiator" and...
Posted by Marvin on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:00:00 PST

Ten Celebrity Women Im Crushing On

10) Rachel Ray - She's the type of girl who can cook you dinner and bring you a nice cold beer after a long, hard day. I approve, big time!9) Mariah Carey - God, she's fricking hot! Too bad, she ...
Posted by Marvin on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Chicks These Days...

Seriously. What the fuck is up with women these days? I'm all for women's rights and all, but it's times like this, when as a man, you start to miss when you could backslap a bitch like a five dollar ...
Posted by Marvin on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Rock Bottom: The Episode Guide

"Rock Bottom"Format:42 Minute Comedy-DramaNetwork:HBO (First Choice)FX (Second Choice)The CW (Third Choice)Cast:Marvin Woods ... Unknown actor (First Choice)  Marvin Powell (Me) - (Second Ch...
Posted by Marvin on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

Rock Bottom: The Episode List

.Ultimate Episode GuideSEASON 101. - Monday, September 12th, 2005 - "Sunnydale Nightmare"02. - Monday, September 19th, 2005 - "The 13th Grade"03. - Monday, September 26th, 2005 - "True Colors"04. - Mo...
Posted by Marvin on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

More Generic Blogging: New Job

I’ve just hit the jackpot! Today, I start work at 1500 Spring Garden, as an office assistant work study! This job is great! I get paid $8.50 an hour to do simple office errands and I end up spen...
Posted by Marvin on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:28:00 PST

I Hate Everything About You

I am so tired, today. My life is shit. I can’t get along with my so called "family" and things are just getting worse. Why does my life have to be so shitty? I mean, even with a roof over my hea...
Posted by Marvin on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:27:00 PST

The Rock Bottom Official Soundtrack

The Official Rock Bottom Soundtrack!Available Tuesday, March 25th Track 01 - "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace - Official ’’Rock Bottom’’ Theme SongTrack 02 - "Th...
Posted by Marvin on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST