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GreenViking

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About Me

Profile Edited by Zobster MySpace EditorMALE! Please tell me you at least read that far for all you dumb asses who will e-mail me asking me to hook up with you because you didn't take the time to read what gender I am. (Seriously....it's four letters...not exactly taxing on the brain)........ Anyway, I Like exploring new and fun ways to tie up my wife and bring her to climax...oh and I love to spank her pretty ass too. We also like meeting new people so if you have any ideas you would like to share with us, please do. ......

My Interests

bondage, reading, golf, TV, movies, computers, chat, news, adjusting to a low fat, no trans fat diet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: GV
Birthday: October 1971
Birthplace: Texas (aka "God's Country")
Current Location: Texas
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Hair?
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the activity :P
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Shoe Company loafers
Your Weakness: Sex
Your Fears: Losing my mind
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and lotsa sauce, deep dish or hand tossed
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: don't care to share this one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: anyway
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need sex
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: I am missing it, how would I know?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whataburger
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate.... please, how boring is vanilla?
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no fucking way
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: No. There are times when I try to be considerate of others
Do you Shower Daily: define daily?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: I question the sanity of any girl that wants to marry me. If my girlfriend is reading this, I already know you are crazy, so no biggie.
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, why not.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Ever since I moved out.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I know how to play a couple.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: consumed, drank, what's the difference?
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Every day. But I need theses drugs to keep me among the living.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My girlfriend wouldn't let me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do oreo shakes count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No raw fish please.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, my girlfriend keeps giving me a weird look though.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Do showers with my girlfriend count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why would I admit to stealing all that money on here? oh.
Ever been Drunk: Ever used a computer?
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe, but she had something in her mouth at the time so I couldn't understand her.
Ever been Beaten up: yes, and deserved it.
Ever Shoplifted: when I was a wee lad.
How do you want to Die: no friggin idea.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up. I sue people for a living.
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece, Australia, Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length
Height: 4'10" to 5'11"
Weight: proportion is important. No 5'11" 95 pounders, and no 4'11" 250 pounders either
Best Clothing Style: ummm naked?
Number of Drugs I have taken: well this is very ambiguous? for my health or for fun?
Number of CDs I own: about 100
Number of Piercings: none, thanks
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why relive that?

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I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Rose McGowan, Jenni McCarthy, Christina Aguilera (Girls I'd love to tie up). My wife, who I am trying to talk into being tied up by or tying up one of those girls :P (A guy can dream)

Music:

U2, The Cure, Depeceh Mode, Coldplay, The Beatles, Oasis, Eminem, Beatie Boys, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Natalie Merchant,

Movies:

Star Wars (yes, I am a nerd for it), The Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Life of Bryan, The Lord of the Rings, Best in Show, A Few Good Men (despite Tom Cruise), The Matrix (only the first one), Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Patton, Ray, A Fish Called Wanda, Gladiator, Big Fish, Cinderella Man, The Insider, Better Off Dead, Weird Science, A Christmas Story (Fuuuuuudge!), Office Space,