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SHELVIS

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About Me

I'm all about having a good time in dirty panties; that's right, I don't believe in doing my laundry, and you should do the same for that mattter; remember, procrastination is an action. Now a days I enjoy helping old ladies across the street with my face. I trip kids who claim to be about punk rock while laughing and pointing.Picking on sissies realy make me moist.I've been ran over, beat up, thrown down stairs,pissed on, stabbed, and poked in the eye; do you think that made me give up on this life i live? FUCK NO! Do you think im some kind of Pre-Madonna? I dont wear my pants to tight, and I wanna beat up kids that do. I'm all about class ladies and getting to know the real insides of a person, Tee Fucking Hee. Anyhow! I spend lots of time making out with my posters, I am totaly at the mercy of Betty and Marilyn. I'm employed now and spend my days being paid to sport out a golf car, and wield a sharp stick; no trash is safe from my eagle ey! I like watching musicals like the west side story and imagining myself as Maria or Rizzo; whatever I feel like for that particular day. Enough about me and the sober things I do; lets hear your story Labia Face!

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My Interests


PUNK ROCK 'N' ROLL!! Fat chicks who have no problem getting naked(and doing it all day and night.) Going to shows, meeting people with meatloaf, seeing old friends (especialy ones I've fucked), getting tattood on my toenails is a way cool pass time, giving tattoos on peoples retinas, Horror films (that make girls pee pee and jump on me), 1920-50's amaricana , swing dancing on the cieling, talking on the phone while im using it thoroughly, playing the drums until you miscarry satans child, oo oooo oh yeah and poppin' the pimples.

I'd like to meet:

I like to hang with; classy chicks, skins, amputees, and the occational bingo champions.

Music:

I'm not the type to ramble off bands to make myself feel better; just know, I wanna fuck you up and get high, why don't you just shut your mouth stop acting like a twit, because I'm not your steppin ston. I know a girl named go who got caught with the meat in her mouth. I wanna die by suicide, and your to slow to save my soul.

Television:

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Books:

This cool kid reads!

Heroes:

Anyone who's not afraid to be themselves, and doesn't make choices based on shelfishvess.