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Stuff

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About Me

Stuffs and things and snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails. Random factoid: I was chased by a gang of angry bees once in the middle of the desert.

My Interests

Guitars, muscle cars, zoos, movies, skateboards, and other ridiculousness

I'd like to meet:

Roller coaster riders and movie goers. Someone who can make meat helmets. Goofballs, nutbars and squirrel-lovers.

Music:

NUFAN, NOFX, Propaghandi, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Pulley, Saves the Day, Story of the Year, Nerf Herder, Chevelle, Goldfinger, The Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Inspection 12, CKY, Foo Fighters, In Flames, H.I.M., Static-X, Slipknot, Ra, Nailbomb, God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Dimmu Borgir, Machine Head, Hatebreed, Atreyu, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, Poison the Well, Rick Springfield, Hall & Oates, Men At Work, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, etc. I dig punk, 80s and alternative 80s, hardcore, and metal. Don't be fooled, I like other things as well.

Movies:

In the Mouth of Madness, Airplane I & II, Van Wilder, Spaceballs, Goonies, Real Genius, Top Secret, Me, Myself, and Irene, CKY Vids, Office Space, Kuffs, Men at Work, The Last Action Hero, Back to the Future I-III, Prince of Darkness, The Thing, Nightbreed, Exorcist 1 and 3 (2 was ass), Halloween, Motel Hell, Star Wars, any horror, comedy, or action movies. The last 2 movies I bought on DVD: "Liar Liar" and "The Ringer"

Television:

VH1 Classic, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Travel Channel, The Military Channel, Friends, Seinfeld, Real World/Road Rules, Movies on Encore that play 10 times per day

Books:

"Where the Wild Things Are", "The Giant Jam Sandwich," the Sweet Pickles series, stuff by Stephen King, Clive Barker, the Scary Stories books, Robert Ludlum, Michael Chricton, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, ghost stories, techno-thrillers, stories of the supernatural or mysteries of the unexplained, and anything that I can read to my nephew. Oh yeah, and reader mail from fans.

Heroes:

My parents, my roommate, Tim Gavin (the pro skateboarder), and the quiet guy in my 10th grade Biology class that everyone made fun of... until he became a millionaire by age 24.

My Blog

Can't Cut the Mustard!

Oh, it's so true.I used a plastic knife, but I slipped and cut myself instead.I used a fork, but it slid through the slats.I used a spoon, but the edge wasn't sharp enough.I tried borrowing someone el...
Posted by Stuff on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

SH-WH-CH

Yeah, I deleted the old one.I am sick. In more ways than one. I've always been one to examine a situation from all possible angles; explore all possibilities.I like to think that I make rational decis...
Posted by Stuff on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

I never got to say goodbye

I can hear your words as plain as dayHow you used to wait in the driveway and watch me leaveHow you used to let me play outsideThe long trips in the car going to visit youThe longer trips going homeI ...
Posted by Stuff on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST

If you only knew

The intricaciesThe complicationsThe sliversThe shardsWhere they went and what I did with themI've seen the bite marksI've seen the scar tissueI've seen the moon and the heavensI've seen despair in its...
Posted by Stuff on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

Presents

I suck at wrapping them, I really do.I carefully lay out the shiny new wrapping paper and I gather my supplies: a roll of tape, scissors, a bow, a nametag. I cut the wrapping paper to fit perfectly ar...
Posted by Stuff on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

Yes, it's true

When you're tired of all these jerks And you're tired of all the work And you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
Posted by Stuff on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

Thanks...

for noticing. for the breath of normalcy. for making me remember. for the pat on the back. for bringing me saltwater. for looking.
Posted by Stuff on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

MSF

I don't feel like being cryptic today, but I will be just to save myself embarrassment. Too good for some, not good enough for others Stop pushing already! I thought I saw someone hiding under th...
Posted by Stuff on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:15:00 PST

Attempt .937

I looked for you, but then I realized that I couldn't see you because the sun blinded my eyes. I tried to talk to you, but I couldn't bring myself to do it because I had lost my voice and couldn't ...
Posted by Stuff on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

What I'm Not

I am familiar with teasing, prodding, poking I cling to the possibility of probability A single slender silver thread Destructive attention Was it really unwarranted? Do they really see something more...
Posted by Stuff on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST