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CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH

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OK SO MY HUSBAND LOST HIS JOB AND WE ARE STUCK IN H-TOWN WITH NO MONEY- SO IF YOU SHOP EBAY - CLICK LINK AND BID ON MY STUFF! THANKS FOR YOUR TIME- LOVE AND SUPPORT! ronees stuff IM CRAZY FUN TO BE AROUND- I LOVE PEOPLE AND OLD THINGS- I LOVE GAY BARS CUZ THEY PLAY THE BEST MUSIC- MY FAMILY IS MY GREATEST JOY SO IS MY DOG-I ALSO USED TO BE AMATEUR BOXER AND A BOXING COACH- BUT I WAS JUST DIAGNOISED WITH AN INCUREABLE ILLNESS CALLED ULCERATIVE COLITIS-OH AND IM NOT CONTAGIOUS!! AND IT SUCKS- BUT NO PITY PARTY FOR ME- ILL GET OVER THIS LIKE I GET OVER ALL THINGS IN LIFE-SO I HAVE TO GO ON THIS STRICT DIET SO I CAN GET BETTER BUT NOT TILL 2008- YAY- OK ATTITUDE DOES HAPPEN- I LOVE IT- HATE PARIS HILTON BUT LOVE EVERYTHING ELSE- I THINK- HA HA OK - WELL LET'S SEEEEEEE. WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW?? I LOVE BOXING AND EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES! HEE HEE- LOVE PORN STAR RANDI WRIGHT AND MI FAMILIA-WELL MY HUSBAND, DAUGHTER ,DOGS AND CATS! I LOVE ASIA AND ASIAN MOVIES!! LOVE TO GO TO JAPAN OR KOREA OR WHEREVER I CAN GET A COOL ASIAN OUTFIT- LOL- I ALSO HAVE FOUR TATTOOS- ONE OF VAMPIRELLA ON MY RT ARM, BOXING GLOVES ON MY RT SIDE, JOE MONTANAS SIG. ON MY INSIDE OF MY LEFT ANKLE, AND OPTIMUS PRIME( DONE BY ELY) ON THE OUTSIDE OF MY LFT ANKLE! YES I WROTE OPTIMUS Prime! ANYONE HAS PROBLEMS WITH THAT , WELL LET ME KNOW! I ALSO HAVE A PIERCING BUT THE PLACE IS CONFIDENTIAL! I AM ALSO AN AMATUER BOXER!WAS!! SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!NOT AT THE MOMENT! LOL LOVE R H-U-G-K-IS-S-F-UCK-L-UV!!!
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My Interests

- A GREAT MOVIE--- READING(ALOT) LINGERIE FREAK- SHOE FREAK- ASIAN FREAK HAI! FAST CARS AND BIG TRUCKS!! BIG DICKS AND SMALL SKIRTS--- BAD BOYS AND MEAN GIRLS~~~JEWELRY-ANYTHING REALLY VINTAGE!!

I'd like to meet:

JOE MONTANA! OPTIMUS PRIME!!Bruce Lee!!ANGELINA JOLIE! AND ALL FUN AND INTERESTING PEOPLE! AND GIRLS THAT KICK ASS! A DAMN GOOD GI DOCTOR RIGHT ABOUT NOW!! LAST ONE STANDING GUYS!! RANDY THE DUDE FROM JERSEY SO WE CAN PARTY..

Music:

EVEYTHING EXCEPT TEJANO- OH AND DAVID MARTINEZ!!!!..

Movies:

DUH TRANSFORMERS OLD AND NEW- GOONIES- ANOTHER DUH-DEVILS ADVOCATE-KILL BILL MOVIES-SWORDFISH-LOCK STOCK- SNATCH- SHIT GUY RITCHIE STUFF- EXCEPT THE ONE WITH MADONNA- UGH-THANKS TO QUENTIN AND ROBERT FOR THE GRINDHOUSE MOVIE AND BRINGING ME TO THE EXCITING WORLD OF GRINDHOUSE - RUSS MEYER- ANYTHING CLINT EASTWOOD AND ANGELINA JOLIE- ASIAN MOVIES LIKE ICHI THE KILLER- BATTLE ROYALES - SURVIVE STYLE FIVE- ---------------- Bulletin Message -----------------curse of the jade scorpion... anything woody i quess. umm not anniE hall- what went wrong there??

Television:

HEROES!!CSI LAS VEGAS- NIP TUCK-UGLY BETTY- PRISON BREAK- FAMILY GUY- SIMPSONS-UFC- QUEER AS FOLK- IRON CHEF AMERICA- MICHEAL SYMON!! THE BEST CHEF EVER!! YA BABY AND FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND CAMP LAZLO- JUST LOVES THEM ALL-

Books:

READ MY BLOG..................NEW BOOK - VAMPIRE HUNTER D- NEW AUTHOR-HARUKI MURAKAMI!! JAMES JOYCE -NATSUE KIRINO CHRISTOPHER RICE- PATH TO PERFECTION- YOGA BOOKS- FRANZ KAFKA - OH YEAH ELIZABETH BAHTHORY

Heroes:

OPTIMUS PRIME- DUH- OH AND MITSUKO SOUMA- JOE MONTANA- MY KID- MI FAMILIA- ANGIE JOLIE- ANYONE HELPING OTHERS..

My Blog

NEED TO ORDER BOOKS

RED CHRYSANTHEMUM- SNOW PRINCESSS O- AUTHER OF VAMPIRE HUNTER D 7      
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET?/

Well didnt sleep all last night- read some of my one flew over the coo coos nest- finished it a sec ago- yaywell up and adam i went to take me a shower - ate nuthing cuz if i did- we would never get t...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

YOU WANNA DIE ? HERES HOW...

HEY WHATS UP ALL YOU PEEPS? NOT MUCH ONMY END- JUST BEEN HELLA SICK WITH THIS UCD- NOT FUN AND ITS GETTING WORSE RIGHT NOW- I SEEE DOC THURSDAY- I PRAY NO STERIODS THIS TIME- YUCKY-- BUT I JUST WANTED...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

I DUNNO IM JUST BLOGGING

IM WATCHING BAMS UNHOLY UNION AND I JUST LOVE THAT WEEINE- BAM IS CRAZY- THINK HE IS KINDA HOT-I KNOW IM CRAZY- SOOOOO UM IVE BEEN TERRIBLY SICK ... IT SUCKS- READ PERFUME IN ONE DAY... SHIT IVE JUST...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

THE TORTURE AND EXECUTION OF PARIS HILTON

FOR ALL OF YOU THAT KNOW ME WELL, I HAVE A SORT OF HATRED TOWARDS STUPID PEOPLE~~ONE BEING MS. PARIS HILTON!!! THE FACT THAT SHE HAS COME SO FAR ON SHEAR NOTHINGNESS EXCEPT MONEY AND A DAMN BORING POR...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

SHITTY DOCTORS

HELLO - IM A RONEE AND I AM OFFCIALLY MAKING OCT -18TH - SHITTY DOCTOR DAY- Let me explain, I went to see a GI specialist- saved up 300.00 bucks for the trip- well i was all excited cuz i was gonna g...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST

WRITE MY INMATE BROTHER

FOR REAL~~ HE IS THERE FOR DOING SOMETHING STUPID- YOU WRITE HIM AND HE WILL TELL YOU!! SO HERE IS HIS ADDRESS REY R MARTINEZ 1071648 3695 FM 3514 LEBLANC UNIT BEAUMONT TEXAS 77705 HAVE FUN~~~ INMATES...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

CHARLIE THE MAD DAWG SUCKS

FUCKING RETARD ALL HYPED UP THAT A PORN STAR DID NOT STATE HER MARITAL STATUS- EVEN  THOUGH SHE IS NOT MARRIED..YET- FUCK -WHO OUT THERE GETS THE POINT THAT PORN IS A MARKETING BUSINESS WHERE YOU...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

NEW TO MSPACE!! MY BOOK IDEAS- I MEAN WELL WHATEVER

OK SINCE IVE BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOO SICKY, IVE BEEN READING ALOT- YEAH I WATCH PORN AND READ... WHAT A LIFE-- SOOOOOOO HERE ARE MY TOP BOOKS- NO ORDER- THEY ALL RULE- EXCEPT THE BLACK DAHLIA- PUKE-SPIT- BL...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

SHIT HITS THE FAN- AND MY ASS

SO BACK TO MY NIGHTLY REPORTING OF WTF I DON'T DO~~ HAHA AND LATELY THAT IS FUCKING AND DRINKING AND SMOKING!! AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT!! WELL BEING SICK HAS IT'S FUCKING PERKS.. :( NOT!! SO PIMPS AND HOE...
Posted by CRAZY ROAD LIZARD~AHHHHH on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST